Our intelligence sources have uncovered and declassified some evidence suggesting that some rather plain-looking puppy toys are in fact possible propaganda ploys, manufactured in the People’s Republic of China by, of course, the ChiComs.
Commies.
An otherwise innocent-looking puppy toy given as a gift to Sammy by our neighbors down the street…
…Which when examined by intelligence operatives, clearly indicate the source being China, where they are of course constructed by the ChiComs.
This would of course help explain the effort, revealed earlier in covert surveillance video tape recorded by PTBC operatives, of the effort by Sammy to dig a hole to China. (See video.)
Clearly the items — an innocuous-looking fuzzy-wuzzy “pig” in this case — are being examined for possible spy technology implanted therein. Possibly to be ingested by little Sammy.
Sources tell us that we’re duped into blithely accepting that the pig “toys” are made in China because of course we lack the technology in this country to manufacture such snugly devices. Once again, we lack the technology.
EXTRA:
I have categorized the Sam updates into a category named “Samra”. Here’s the link:
http://www.proudtobecanadian.ca/category/samra/
Burn the URL after engaging it.
http://www.youtube.com/PuppyNewsChannel
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