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Writer and Executive Editor for ProudToBeCanadian.ca. PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000. Contact Mr. Johannesen about this article using this form. Please refer to article's title.

Liberal Party’s Globe and Mail division reports on China’s Canada division

I love to make news up in my head, just for my mental health and for funzies. But it rarely beats the real thing. Example: "‘State-Owned CBC finally realized Trudeau is a total ding...

Foobars Just Tasty?

Can't figure out what this dang thing stands for. Fanny Junk Time? Comments open.

Here’s how useless (or worse) the state-owned CBC is

One of the few great industrialists in all of Canada's brief history has died. Frank Hasenfratz, a refugee to Canada, named Linamar Corporation after his wife and two daughters, and it became a true...

Not a Banana Republic: Liberal Party boasts, using GlobalNews.ca “news” report, to tell its...

The Liberal Party doesn't need a comms department. So unquestioning and so supportive is the "news" media, the Liberal Party uses a Global News "news" story as the very best explanation of its political...

I ever-so solemnly #StandWithaSign

Weren't we finally done with this moronic style of grade-school-level social media virtue-signaling in the early 2010s? Wasn't it laughed out of existence? #BecauseStupid I guess this is a reminder to never throw away your...

Keep on truckin’

You can't blame him. Polling takes time! Plus, China hasn't chimed in yet. Also see: Conrad Black: Conservatives need to swiftly settle their leadership question | National Post

More state-on-state action! Now with more grease!

The story reads like, well, like any Pravda explanation for the latest government failures in the USSR. In this case they aren't blaming "bad weather," it's "bad communication." Never mind that Canada now spends...

There were tweets today

Here's one. It's the best tweet in history. That one got a lot of likes. But this next one got nearly as many. Here in Canada, the wording would also have to include "Fabrique En Chine",...

Forget girl on girl action. State on state action is far more fun!

This is gold. Soviet-style gold! The state-owned postal service, Canada Post, which they risibly insist on calling "the company" as if it's no different from Leon's Furniture, is now fighting with not only its big...

Top Democrat suggests slapping women around if they don’t agree with your politics

I enjoy it when progressives/liberals/lefties/Dems slip up and reveal their true selves. It's very good for democracy. Here's Robert Reich (best known for his role in the Clinton Admin, and for CNN and MSNBC anchors...

Jagmeet Singh seeks to emulate the greats like Kim Kardashian

The state-owned CBC — which because I'm a normal salient human being I objectively see as a huge fan and big booster of Jagmeet Singh, his NDP, and anything else ardently socialist — actually...

#feb1 is four days before my birthday.

This is what I'd like for my birthday, please. Scott Adams on Twitter: "Do you favor the public taking control of mask mandates on #feb1 and ending them with POLITE resistance?" / Twitter Also this! https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1483574194738630657    

What I said

Rule 13? It's a nice companion piece to this newsmaking item: The UK is far more modern-thinking.

Animal sucker-punches innocent 79-year-old in head, and casually walks away

Monsters walk among us. ...And it might virtually get away with it. New York's lefty voters recently elected a George Soros-backed District Attorney, Alvin Bragg, who ran on a promise to NOT seek incarceration for...

Who’da thunk it? (Act shocked!)

Don't worry, NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS. The Trudeau libs merely wanted people to smoke it just a little bit and The Science didn't know anything about addiction back in the ancient 2019 times.