Saturday, October 19, 2019

Investigate This!

The Republicans are back in charge in the House of Representatives this week, and not a moment too soon! Forget “stimulus” bills and “shovel-ready” bailouts...

Liberals Give ‘Til It Hurts (You)

Liberals never tire of discussing their own generosity, particularly when demanding that the government take your money by force to fund shiftless government employees...

Scrooge Was A Liberal

It’s the Christmas season, so godless liberals are citing the Bible to demand the redistribution of income by government force. Didn’t Jesus say, “Blessed...

Like a Condom, the First Amendment Can’t Always Protect You

First of all, I feel so much more confident that the TSA’s nude photos of airline passengers will never be released now that I...

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Call Our Troops Homophobes

The Pentagon’s poll on “don’t ask, don’t tell” is beyond idiotic. Instead of asking whether the troops support repeal of DADT, the Pentagon asked...

Bradley Manning: Poster Boy For ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

The two biggest stories this week are WikiLeaks’ continued publication of classified government documents, which did untold damage to America’s national security interests, and...

Strange Men Grope Nancy Pelosi Or The Terrorists Have Won

As long as the head of the TSA, Long Dong Silver, refuses to get rid of the intrusive, possibly dangerous airport searches, how about...

Napolitano: The Ball’s In My Court Now

After the 9/11 attacks, when 19 Muslim terrorists—15 from Saudi Arabia, two from the United Arab Emirates and one each from Egypt and Lebanon,...

REPEAL THE 26TH AMENDMENT!

Jimmy Carter was such an abominable president we got Ronald Reagan, tax cuts, a booming economy and the destruction of the Soviet Union. Two years...

We’re All Bigots Now!

After Tuesday’s election, the fresh new faces of the Democratic Party are ... Harry Reid and Jerry Brown! (Who had the worst election night?...

Your Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Be a Democrat, But It Helps

With the media sneering about the Tea Party candidates being a bunch of nuts, how about we take a look at some of the...

Chris Coons Lied, Granny Died

In all of life’s tribulations, there is nothing so aggravating as being condescended to by an idiot. In last week’s CNN debate in the...

There’s a Reason They Call Him ‘Dick’

If the Bush administration ever treated terrorism suspects the way Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal treats law-abiding citizens and small businesses, even conservatives would...

Not Your Average Joe

My friend Joe Sobran died last Thursday, and the world lost its greatest writer. To my delight, some obituaries noted that he had influenced my...

Patty Murray: The Stupidest Person in America

No liberal has standing to call any Republican stupid as long as Patty Murray remains in the U.S. Senate. Soon after being elected to the...