That great orator—the one whose grand (“uhh”) speeches (“uhh”) have (“uhh”) mesmerized liberals from Comox to the Berlin Wall and all “57 states” of the USA—The Great Obama—has taken to hauling the digital electronic Teleprompter 3000 around with him so as to avoid making more stupid gaffes (which all go unreported anyway—isn’t that right “President of Canada”, Mr. Harper?), and to sound more like he isn’t a goof ball.
His CNN division reports the story:
Obama’s teleprompter hits the trail
Posted: 06:50 PM ET
(CNN) — It appears Barack Obama’s teleprompter is hitting the campaign trail.
The Democratic presidential nominee has never tried to hide the fact he delivers speeches off the device, though normally he doesn’t use one at standard campaign rallies and town hall events.
But the Illinois senator used a teleprompter at both his Colorado events Monday — making for a particularly peculiar scene in Pueblo, where the prompter was set up in the middle of what is normally a rodeo ring.
It’s like I always, uh…. say to my, uh, wife over…. tea: Yeee…. uh, haaa! Ride em, uh….. cow, um boy!
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