On the big election trail today, it is expected to be rather quiet. It’s Sunday.
Yes, both Godless socialists NDP leader Jack Layton and Liberal leader Paul (“I dint know nuttin”) Martin will be busy as Hell today, making policy pronouncements and generally lecturing the populace, but they took Saturday off —a holy day for secularists because Saturday Night Live is on, late Saturday, after sundown. God that bunch is funny. American, but funny ‘cause they mock Bush. That moron.
But, see, of course, scary (to liberal-leftist fundamentalists) Conservative leader Stephen Harper, after working hard making fabulous, positive policy announcements for Canada’s potentially great future for the past week or more and totally dominating the election campaign agenda, will take most of Sunday off because he’ll be freaking the nation out by going to church with his gorgeous wife and family. What an unliberal scary freak.
Church. Pffft! Damn Christian nutbar. That ain’t liberal!
But all the wholesome warm embrace of God aside, Stephen Harper has established himself as the agenda-setter for this election, so therefore not much will happen today despite the other leaders’ efforts. Thank God! (Snicker!)
Oh nothing will happen, except of course: many of the 100,000 taxpayer-funded abortions—including real late-term abortions—will “naturally” take place today, because liberals don’t give a God-Damn about “Sunday”. It’s a fine day for an abortion! It’s a “Canadian value” in case you haven’t heard! One hundred thousand will take place this year in Canada because there are absolutely no limits at all whatsoever in Canada, thanks to liberals. And since we’re nearly at years’ end, we’re nearly there! Let’s hope for a record, am I right, liberals?!
That means roughly 274 perfectly innocent tiny human lives will purposely be snuffed-out today—for no good reason in nearly every case— in state-run taxpayer-funded “healing centers” known as hospitals, liberal-left style, by liberals. Paid for by you. Because it’s a Canadian value, according to liberals.
Vote liberal! Yummy abortions! Yeah, baby!
Extreme! That’s what liberals are saying to themselves right now. Extreme!
See, being on God’s side and feeling as though it’s “good” to protect the lives of the unborn is “extreme” to liberals. The abortion procedure is a “moderate” procedure. Got it? We’re the extremists. They’re “tolerant”. “Compassionate” Again: “compassionate”. Moderate. “Centrists”. “Progressives”
Just so we’re clear.
Have a great Sunday. You’re alive. You can.
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