Al-Qaeda’s second-in-command, Ayman al-Zawahri, today raised the level of “civilized debate” by calling President Bush an “alcoholic and lying gambler”, in a 45-minute lecture to, well, the world, I guess.
President Bush, not wanting to sink down to his level, reportedly simply called him “a big fat poopoo-head”. And then he carried on with his day protecting the civilized world like a sane and civilized adult.
For his part, I understand from “sources” that General Jack Layton, genius Canadian socialist pacifist war expert (in the French cheese-eating surrender-monkey mold) and his you’ve got to be kidding party minions, fully agreed with al-Zawahri, and continue to insist that the likes of Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hezbollah’s Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah, and sundry Islamofacist terrorists are still worthy of sitting down for a good chin wag over tea and buns. He continues to believe in legalizing pot smoking too, naturally.
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