We know that according to them, global warming is a “man-made” thing, despite its having occurred in waves since long before man’s nasty bad! evil! existence —before we first “evolved, accidentally, from the man-made whatever primordial soup”, as the scientists explain it.
And they say it can be cured by, let’s see: rich people (man) giving much of their ill-gotten capitalist money (only capitalist money, mind you) to poorer people here and abroad; by raising taxes on corporations and successful people; by making already bloated western governments even more bloated; subsidizing leftist teat-sucking scientists the world over; by electing fear-mongering left-wing political parties; by supporting the United Nations; and of course by death to America. Fine. I understand them on all that.
But damn it, while they can argue until the cows come home that “marriage” is now whatever you dog-gone want it to be even if it does include dogs or sheep, cotton thread is truly man-made… from plants. More particularly, it is not sheep-made.
Tell that to the liberal media’s TIME magazine in partnership with the liberals’ CNN.
The Global Warming Survival Guide
WHAT YOU CAN DO
Idea Number 7 of 517. Hang Up a Clothes Line
By Bryan Walsh
You could make your own clothes with needle and thread using 100% organic cotton sheared from sheep you raised on a Whole Foods diet…
Please note that Whole Foods is capitalized in post-modern Euroliberal “progressive” nations, now, and God is now spelled “god”.
…but the environmental quality of your wardrobe is ultimately determined by the way you wash it. A recent study by Cambridge University’s Institute of Manufacturing found that 60% of the energy associated with a piece of clothing is spent in washing and drying it. Over its lifetime, a T shirt can send up to 9 lbs. of carbon dioxide into the air.
Damn those T-shirts. They’z man-made!
[…] dry your clothes the natural way, by hanging them on a line rather than loading them in a dryer…
These are lessons from the scientific and media folks who are collaborating in edumacating us dumb hicks about the man-made global warming, through their invaluable compliant media fog horns which consume more trees and energy than all the capitalist clothes dryers on the face of God’s god’s man’s green earth.
(Hat tip to Alan)
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