That depends if you’re sane or not. And by the by, when I say cocktail, I mean a drink. I’m not talking poultry. Or body parts. And by “by”, I don’t mean bisexual. It depends on the definition of what the word ” is”, is. See?
Here’s another thing. When I say that I’m pissed at the liberals of this land, I’m not actually urinating on them. I’d have to drink way too much beer -ca.jpg)
for that. Nor do I take it too literally when the liberal media screws conservatives. Some in the liberal media are married after all, and the liberal media are all about the holiness. (**cough**)
But Conservative MP Art Hanger is learning a lesson in liberal-left double-talk and obfuscation this week. Actually, let’s be unequivocal. It’s a lesson for all of us in liberal-left B.S.—unadulterated, pedantic, silly, stupid, B.S.—or to put it yet another way, it’s another day in Canada. And frankly, more likely, Art Hanger is laughing his arse off. Oops there it goes rolling down the street in Ottawa! Watch for a separated arse Ottawanians!
Here’s the thing:
The Jean Chretien-appointed Liberal Senator, Michel Biron, admitted that he’d attended Karla Homolka’s hearing last week as a supporter of the poor victim, Ms. Homolka. Specifically he said “I have to give her a chance… I don’t consider her dangerous.” And Mr. Liberal (Member of the Order of Canada!) added that Ontario’s application to place restrictions on Homolka when she is released from prison was “unjustified” and compares it to something you’d see in a “dictatorship”.
So Art Hanger rose in the House of Commons—where common folks are represented, and said that the Liberals really ought to be choked after one of their own said and did those things.
“This whole Liberal caucus should be choked over the comments from that man.”
And of course they should be.
But the Liberals started shouting at him—they were outraged! Outraged! They claimed that Mr. Hanger was threatening them! Threatening, them. With choking! He was, as I understand the Liberals, suggesting that the Mounties come around and choke them! As punishment!
Boy were the Liberals pissed! And by that I mean they surely have been drunk. There’s simply no other explanation for such stupidity.
Some Liberals were ticked! By that I mean they had little check-marks on their butts.
I give full credit for this story to the Vancouver Sun, which—if I’m not mistaken—fully intended to create outrage against Conservative Art Hanger. The only other option here was for them to make asses out of the Liberals, which would be redundant.
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