The three R’s are suddenly coming under the microscope, not because our kids still can’t figure out the it’s/its thing, or the there/their/they’re thing, or find Iraq on a map, or any other such boring nonsense like history or the fact that despite (purposely) not being taught this, it’s actually legal to believe in “God” and “profit” and “taking personal responsibility” and “national defence” and “being a conservative”—no it’s under the ‘scope because, you see, they’re not teaching the kids to be homosexuals and cross-dressers and transsexuals—at least not well enough. This must be corrected in order to keep Canada “progressive”. Well that and “gay”.
I’m sure the media and the gay industry will set us straight (as it were) on this massive oversight, to wit:
[…] “Basically, there is systemic discrimination through omission and suppression of queer issues in the whole of the curriculum,” Murray Corren said Tuesday in a phone interview.
“We’re talking about systemic discrimination that exists in a very hierarchical and bureaucratic system.”
Corren, an elementary school teacher in Coquitlam, has been fighting for recognition of homosexual issues in the curriculum for nearly nine years. […]
…And I’ll be on the lookout for the new sex-ed classes in which our children will be taught the proper gay masturbation techniques, cunnilingus, fellatio, and of course the ubiquitous anal sex between two 14-year-old boys (well whatever ages)—WITH a condom naturally.
Surprisingly missing in the information provided, although I’m sure it will come up, is that see the thing is, gay sex-ed has long-term cost-effectiveness because ultimately the state won’t have to pay for more abortions than the 100,000 they already pay for every year in Canada—they might even have to pay for less.
So really, conservatives like us should be thankful. Because there’s an economic benefit. And that’s all we care about.
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