Extremely busy taxpayer-paid environut social engineers in a northern Manitoba civic government have copied the far fringe leftists’ nutball San Francisco and its government-imposed ban on… yes, evil plastic bags. The ones that unthinking baddies like you use when carrying your consumer goods—including the still not yet government controlled trans-fats-laden goods—into your carbon footprint mobile when shopping at supermarkets in paved-over malls.
Each citizen in the Manitoba town has been issued a proper state-supplied shopping bag—possibly with a communist logo on it with a smiley face and the words, “good proletariat!”. Oh finally! It’s like they’re reading my mind!
Liberalvision CTV’s Newsnet is on it…LIVE!
Reporting live on the matter owing to its urgency and possible leftist environut propaganda-spreading ability, liberalvision CTV Newsnet’s objective and unbiased “news” anchor Kate Wheeler takes the time to interview the town’s government official and offers him helpful creative ideas to help spread the message, then exclaims in her not-at-all-editorializing fair and balanced journalist “reporting” interview that… “it’s a great idea!” … “and with any luck, everyone will catch on!” Well, with any luck and a little “news” reporting of course!
And don’t forget, walk to the store or ride your horse! Leave the SUV at home! And buy organic stuff!
She concludes, “Well good for you, and thanks for bringing it to our attention!”
Well thank YOU, Kate. Golly, it’s information we can use!
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