According to the used car salesman Jack Layton, who is also the leader of the Party for the Furtherance of World Socialism, Big Marxist Labor Unions, Gays, the “Transgendered”, People With Pierced Nipples, the Godless, and the Non-Working People of Canada (or “PFWSBMLUGTPWPNGNWPC”), the Liberals under Paul (“we lead the world”) Martin will cave—yet again, and succumb to the extreme leftists of Canada.
I’m going to have to go ahead and call the Paul Martin Liberals “The Pantywaist Party”. PP for short. Which kind of blows my plan to call the NDP the Panty Party, except that it might work out since the two parties are quite similar inasmuch as they’re exactly the same in every which way.
The PPs, it seems, won’t raise taxes for small and medium-size business but they will deep-six their tax cut for large businesses—the ones which nearly all Canadians own through their pension plans and rely on for their very survival upon retirement. Leftists still think corporations “absorb” tax expenses.
Thereupon, the PPs will abide by the demands put upon them by the one-ratpower-engine of the PFWSBMLUGTPWPNGNWPC and plunge Canada further into Soviet Union-ville, dumping still more billions into the Canadian socialism toilet, which harms the very Canadians they pretend to be helping. They will do this to stay in power, not to serve Canada. That’s the liberal way. Vote liberal.
——Allowing time for group hugs.——
After applying three litres (that’s trois litres for you bilingual folks) of Za-Za-Za-ZINGGGG! teeth whitener, Layton said these words on the state-run CBC division of the Liberal Party in three official languages (English, French, and Socialist): People and the environment. Education and training. Environment. Gas taxes to the cities, public transit in the cities. Subsidies. Affordable housing. Increase in foreign aid.
The Panty Party and the Pantywaist Party are the same party. We all know it. They both believe in socialism. They both believe in gay ‘marriage’. They both believe in making it easier for our young Canadians to get high on drugs by smoking pot. They both believe in promoting taxpayer-funded abortions at any time in any pregnancy for any reason at all whatsoever no questions asked. Actually the Conservatives believe in that too. They both believe in high taxes for the “rich” (there’s still 37 of the little devils left in Canada) and high taxes for business, they both believe in the nanny state, they both believe in social programs so that nobody has to be responsible for themselves or their families, they both believe in making prostitution legal so the liberal-left MPs can get lucky cheaper during question period breaks and lousy husbands on low incomes can afford to get sex and help destroy traditional Canadian families as per the liberal-left plan. They both believe in subsidized tattoos for federal prisoners in jails.
As I understand it, anything goes as far as marriage in this land, where the official motto is now “If It Feels Good, Do It” (in every official language of every immigrant because by liberal-mandated law designed to create our culture for us because we’re too stupid to do it ourselves, we’re a “mosaic”). So why can’t two political parties join hands in holy matrimony? Here’s the suggestion to appease the need of the liberal-left to continually use the word “progressive” ninety times per day: Progressive Panty Party.
Just get it done. I’ll stay right here on the right where it’s safe and sane.
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