Get your beer and popcorn ready for tonight’s Presidential debates.
Take a sip of beer every time The Great Obama says “uh”. (If you’re a liberal or Tory, you may substitute a light beer or French red wine of course. If you’re a socialist or communist NDPer, you may use Russian Vodka watered down with copious amounts of red Kool Aid).
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For the adventurous: Have a shooter party.
Shooter suggestions – and timing:
(And yes I will prepare suggestions for the Canadian debates too—your help is welcome).
• Red, White and Blue
blue curaçao, peach schnapps, grenadine
Every time Obama mentions “Bush”.
• Slippery Nipple
sambuca, Irish cream liqueur
When Obama speaks of “free healthcare” for all, under a government “plan”.
• Apocalypse Now
tequila, dry vermouth, Irish cream liqueur
When Obama promises to end the Bush tax cuts (“for the rich”).
• Redheaded Slut
Jägermeister, peach schnapps, cranberry juice
When Obama pretends he’s for “safe, legal, and rare” abortions.
• Toastie
Amaretto, cinnamon schnapps
When Barack brings up the “man-made global warming” (he may very well use substitute verbiage such as “climate change”—watch for that!).
• Beam Me Up Scotty
coffee liqueur, crème de banane, Irish cream liqueur
When The Great Obama says he can talk to world leaders like Ahmadinejad into dropping that whole “nuclear energy” thing.
• Chocolate Cake
vodka, hazelnut liqueur
When Barack Hussein Obama brings up his race.
• Fourth of July
vodka, blue curaçao, grenadine
When Obama feigns reverence for McCain’s hero status or service to the nation.
• Kamikaze
vodka, orange liqueur, lime juice
When Barack says he’s got enough experience to run America.
• Melon Ball
vodka, melon liqueur, pineapple juice
When Obama mentions his VP candidate Joe Biden.
• Kool Aid
Midori, Amaretto, cranberry juice
When Obama says the war in Iraq was a mistake.
• Paradise
apricot brandy, Plymouth Gin, orange juice
Every time Obama says “progressive”.
• Mind Eraser
vodka, coffee liqueur, soda
Just for those who are watching the debates on CBC. Continually suck at it in exactly the same manner you suck at the government teat. (May also substitute the “Buttery Nipple” – (buttershots, Irish cream liqueur)).
• Oatmeal Cookie
butterscotch schnapps, Irish cream liqueur, Jägermeister, cinnamon schnapps
When B. Hussein Obama promises tax cuts to people who don’t even pay taxes.
• Orgasm
Irish cream liqueur, amaretto liqueur, coffee liqueur
Whenever Obama speaks of a woman’s “reproductive rights” (by which he means abortion).
• Screaming Orgasm
vodka, coffee liqueur, amaretto, Irish cream liqueur
Whenever Obama mentions Bill Clinton.
• Russian Quaalude
vodka, hazelnut liqueur, Irish cream liqueur
Whenever Obama talks of a “peace dividend”.
• Tequila Boom Boom
tequila, lemon-lime soda
When Barack Obama mentions Latinos.
• Jell-O Shot
vodka, Jell-O
When Obama mentions the glorious United Nations.
Please feel free to add additional suggestions or possible replacements.
I got these recipes HERE.
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