I keep telling you that so much of the liberal-left philosophy and policy platform revolves around the orgasm. People think I’m just full of hyperbole. But at this weekend’s Liberal Party of Canada “convention”, which has already started because every day is a weekend if you’re liberal, they supply: Black G-string thong underwear—for men and women—with “I’m Liberal” stamped on them, for $16. Plus GST ironically. I’m dead serious.
The “Young Liberals” are in charge of the condoms for the liberals at the convention—seriously—handing them out for free from display tables at the convention with the Liberal Party logo emblazoned on them. I hyperbole you not!
Meanwhile, Bare-Ass Bob Rae and Bare-Ass Scott Brison have both managed to keep their pants on, in public at least (of course it’s only Friday and the “BC Bud” has yet to be handed out as party favors). I don’t even want to know what they’ve been doing behind closed doors. Actually I understand the Supreme Court division of the party changed our Constitution just in time for their “convention,” and have stricken the concept of “closed doors” in Canada in order to “empower” the group sex constituency.
On the 6th floor, I hear that the “Deaniacs” have been mimicking Howard Dean (click to listen!) and rhythmically thereby confusing the apparently horny Liberal delegates who want to lead our country. And I know nothing about who’s in charge of hookers, but somebody must be in charge, as Liberals are all about the bureaucracy.
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Also meanwhile, while Ye Royal Crown Prince Justin Trudeau has been fawned over by both liberal men (?) and women at the convention according to the liberalvision CTV (and I understand he wasn’t wearing the G-string thong—I imagine he doesn’t wear underwear), his brother Sacha is in…. Cuba! That’s right, communist Cuba, helping the communist dictator celebrate his 80th birthday. Ironically, Sacha likely doesn’t wear underwear either, but Fidel Castro wears a G-string over his catheter.
As we know, Fidel was a pall bearer at Pierre Trudeau’s funeral, because Trudeau loved that communist.
IN ANOTHER ROOM
Speaking of communism and Cuba, I read where British Columbia’s Liberals have decided they will challenge the freedom of free citizens to open an urgent health clinic serving the health needs of other free citizens, as I blogged about days ago. Because this is Canada and talk of “free citizens” insofar as looking after our own basic health care needs and that of our families with our own money is reserved for actual free countries, the clinic is said (by government officials) to fall outside the auspices of Canada’s decrepit North Korean-style state-run very Cuban-like system. And on that basis alone, it must be stopped. It’s private!
And since we’re speaking of knobs and nods, in an apparent nod to Fidel Castro, Liberal BC Premier Gordon Campbell said that private health clinics that offer urgent services in BC can expect to be prosecuted. Again, that’s prosecuted. On the basis that they’re private and not state-run. Liberals remain, however, steadfastly against prosecuting savage medieval Islamofascist terrorists at Guantanamo. And they remain steadfastly in favor of taxpayer-funded abortions, at any time in any pregnancy for any reason or no reason whatsoever, even for cosmetic and convenience reasons, at state-run hospitals, or even at private “health” clinics which are also known as private abortion mills that serve the health needs of innocent unborn babies.
In an apparent nod to Adolph Hitler, the BC health Minister, in what appears to me to be an imitation of Ujjal Dosanjh (who as I’ve always said, sounds very much like a communist to me), said that the Liberals pushed through a cabinet order on Thursday empowering government officials to “enter the premises” of the new Urgent Care Centre. No word on what might happen if there are Jews in there.
Liberals insist that Canadians, like Cubans or North Koreans, deserve to wait and wait in pain and even die in order to save their liberal-left political ideology from ridicule and ruin, since the liberal-left has staked just about its whole ideology and party fortune on the success of the already decrepit, immoral North Korean-style healthcare system that we suffer with in this country today.
In an ironic twist, the founder of the clinic, and officially one of my heroes, is a man named Dr. Mark Godley. Again: that’s Godley. Liberals may be exercising their inner communist in this effort to shut down sensible citizens trying to save people, simply to banish Dr. Godley from having his name bandied about just willy-nilly like that awful “Christmas” word they hate so much.
Maybe the liberals should hand out condoms that read “Penis Greetings!” and resolve at their love-in “convention” to change the name of Christmas to “Orgasm”.
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