Yes they do, citizens! I can’t find a high resolution one though. The only cap ‘n trade orb I’ve been able to find on their zombie site My.BarackObama.com is a very low-rez orb as seen below. Like it’s lost in a haze of the “man-made global warming” CO2 or ozone pollutants, or something. Which is strange because as you remember, Obama will “lower the rising seas”, and “green the planet”, generally clear the air, yadda, as he told us over and over in the teleprompter campaign ‘08.
As you can see, the Obama cap ‘n trade orb is surrounded by wind mills. Instead of people, like in his “health care” orb (further below).
As I said, it’s slightly different from the Obama “health care” Orb (left), which I’m sort of forced to see almost every day, sometimes more than once a day, as I get my daily or more-than-daily emails from Obama central command asking for my money and support. 
I’m always struck by how much this particular Orb is almost Nazi-like, quite frankly. I’m not saying Obama is a Nazi — that’s something Nancy Pelosi or other leftists would say about me, even though they’re the socialists like the Nazis were, and are far closer to being fascists than I’ll ever be! I’m just saying Orb-wise, Obama’s “health care” Orb has got a striking resemblance to the Nazi Orby symbolism. Others have noticed that too.
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And as any Orbologist could tell you, they simply evolved their “health care” Orb from their standard run-of-the-mill Obama “Organizing for America” Orb, which simply features the citizens surrounding the warm glow of The Orb.
I once blogged about that one when Lorna (see blog entry from earlier today) asked about the Obama Orb and I answered:
Comrade Lorna,
You dare question the Hope ‘n Change. The One. Obama. Are you not aware that he has an Orb? Please revere the org. Embrace it. Feel its warmth. Love the Orb. Do it NOW. I have installed the orb for you in this reply. I include the Obama “Health Care” (—wink!) Orb as well, to symbolize our unity with the One, through the Orb of course. And an Internet link to the President’s Orb hole.
Here’s another one. This is the Obama pro-abortion Orb. OK this one’s satire. Or is it? Mooowahahahaha.
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It’s not like the Obamatons have a monopoly on freaky Orbs. The state-owned, socialism-reliant CBC employs an Orb of their own. .jpg "image"){kind=small}
Play it safe, kids. Vote liberal. Embrace the Orb. You are getting sleepy. Pass the joint. Hey when’s The Hour on?
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