Thursday fun (hat tip: Hedplug):
Watch as anti-American Ontario liberals dance—but pretend they aren’t—to the tune of the Americans they so loath… because reality is too real, and they can’t rap:
The Ontario government plans to follow the lead of the United States by extending daylight time in the province by four weeks, beginning in March, 2007.
Attorney General Michael Bryant announced in the legislature today that Ontario is making the move because of its “extensive and inextricable links” to the United States.
[…] He said the decision to harmonize the province’s daylight time with the United States followed a review by a government committee into the potential impact such a move could have on Ontario.
The committee found that any misalignment with the province’s biggest trading partner could have a very real and negative impact, including trade disruption as well as creating border pressures.
…And (la la la) yet they’re all a bunch o’ morons and deal-breakers and imperialist neo-con Jesus-freaks who ….. and we don’t march to their drummer and don’t mind us telling them so, and it won’t have any deleterious affect on our trading relationship or tourism from the Americans.
See, don’t you worry!……
“Now I want to make it clear,” Mr. Bryant said in a prepared statement. “Ontario does not automatically move in lock step with the U.S. on this or any issue.”
Told ya! Don’t worry, we’re still anti-American because…. thems pollutin ’ “bastards” down thar and they need our oil!
And besides, we’re only doing it because….
The extra hour of daylight in the afternoon will also provide a much needed chance to encourage children to play sports outside, rather than watch television, after school,
Mr. Bryant said…. with a straight face even while reporters looked sheepishly left and right to see if anyone else in the room was buying this nonsense and a snicker was heard in the back row….
Oh but allow the dancin’ liberal bureaucratic elite to complete the
jig
thought please!
It could also reduce pedestrian injuries and fatalities…
… he chortled with a straight face to a bunch of reporters who dutifully wrote it all down and then stuck their hands up to ask to be excused so they could go
dance
write up a report.
Dancing
liberal politics is hard!
Now sa-WING yer partner round and round—D’oh-se-d’ohhh!—and well it’s an alaman left and an alaman left again, alaman LEFT I said, anna swing yer partners’ partner—it’s a gay ole life and itsa pro-gress-ive, now do a Lib’ral-cha-cha-cha… anna lefty swing and an alaman left…. anna back again…
(repeat 83 times)
Story source (taken out of context and quotes out of order. Read it yourself though—it’s a rockin’ tune to dance to!)
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