Do we get a warranty with the Liberals that are appointed by the other Liberals to serve liberals? Oh sorry, I mean to serve us, of course, because the Liberals appointed those Liberals to serve us, silly! We should actually thank them for letting us be customers of theirs. Hey do they sell beer and popcorn? ‘Cause I’m all out.
PTBC consumer Maureen wants to know about this.
From: Maureen
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 7:13 AM
To: ProudToBeCanadian.ca
Subject: Do we get the money back if he is convicted?The Privy Council Office’s head of investigations has been subpoenaed as a witness in the criminal trial of Senator Raymond Lavigne, who is charged with fraud, breach of trust and obstruction of justice.
Jacques Beaulieu, manager of investigations for the Privy Council, was last week served a summons to appear as a witness for the criminal trial scheduled to begin in December at the Ottawa courthouse.
Lavigne, 63, has been on paid leave since August 2007, when RCMP commercial crime detectives charged him in “connection with alleged use of Senate resources for personal gain.”
The Mounties launched their yearlong probe after the case was referred to them by the Senate.
Dear Maureen, my valued customer,
When they (Liberals) get paid their installment payments, by taxpayers, for years after being under investigation by officials and the RCMP, and then they get convicted, we’d clearly be getting totally ripped-off if we didn’t get a full refund. 
With interest. In fact we should recover costs as well. Like we did with that Liberal Party sponsorship Adscam political corruption scandal investigation. Oh you mean we didn’t? We paid them? Wow that’s lousy service and a pretty weird deal all ‘round!
I’m pretty sure Wal Mart would give us our cash back to start with, and here’s the thing: they’d take that faulty product line right off the shelves, and stop selling that crap to the public.
Not the Liberals. They think they are a real “Canadian value”. 
They’re too dumb to figure out that their slick new marketing slogan—“We can do better!”—also applies to incumbent Liberals in the Senate and the House of Commons. Maybe they’ll figure it out at election time when their “We can do better!” signs are plastered in incumbent Liberal MP ridings. Oh darn the luck, we can’t elect Senators. Sheesh. Great deal. It’s kinda like Cuba in that way!
Hey I wonder if the “We can do better!” slogan was invented by their the ingenious sales “strategist”, Scott (“beer and popcorn”) Reid! They just couldn’t do better than that. I mean for us Canadians.
But that’s the difference between government liberals and the free market. Well that’s one of them. Another one is that Wal Mart employees aren’t afraid of saying “Merry Christmas” at Christmas time. And they have a better pension plan. And they’re non-union.
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not want you to know about any of this either. Instead, their marketing department is mostly concerned that the Canadian Olympics logo looks like a “C” instead of an “L”. The liberals’ media/PR division is still busy on that caper, and is additionally concerned that the word is out about the guy they depicted as an arts hater (our Prime Minister), is actually a talented talented piano player and music lover, and they’ll have to spend at least a week burying that at the bottom of their store shelves, .jpg "image"){kind=logo}
even while at the same time knowing that he is a far superior and more competitive product compared to their own cheap house-brand line of “L” product.
So we’re on hold, for years, and we have to keep paying. It’s a helluva deal.
Meanwhile, quality wieners are on sale at far better price at Wal Mart (Product Details: * Made W/Turkey & Pork * 1/3 Fewer Calories & 50% Les Fat Than * The Leading Weiner * Fully Cooked…Heat & Eat), plus as you can see, you can even comment on them.
And if you don’t like those wieners, just stop buying them. If they’re rotten, you get a refund and an apology and a smile.
Your loyal servant,
Joel Johannesen
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