Liberal Frenchman Stephane Dion’s big news conference from this morning? I’m trying to translate from bullcrap into English (very difficult, since it made utterly no sense even in bullcrap, and the liberals’ media, who also speak a dialect of bullcrap, purposely didn’t force him to answer any tough questions or make any sense at all whatsoever, and as a result, even they don’t know what in tarnation he said, nor what the Liberal position on Afghanistan is; but here it goes):
• We Canadians shouldn’t do the fighting in Afghanistan. We’re too precious. We’re pansies. And proud of it. It’s a “Canadian value” to be a pantywaist. Please don’t stand and salute. Remain seated, which is also a “Canadian value”.
• Don’t worry, someone else will do it. You know, like the French. And if nobody else does, then, you know, so be it. Everything will be OK.
• We should tell the enemy, right now, what we’re going to do or not do, how we’re going to do it or not bother doing it, when we’re going to fight back and when we’re not, whether we’re going to even fire bullets in self defence, or not, and moreover, by blathering endlessly about this on national TV, we want to give the enemy the irreducible impression that they’re winning or will win by virtue of the fact that there are people in the West actually being led by dithering pantywaists, the likes of Dion and Layton, who have never run a corner store much less a nation in war, who constantly call into question the worthiness of bothering to fight for anything, ever. Even freedom and democracy. As a result, enemy, go ahead and do whatever you want. We’ll just let you. Please help yourself to some tea and a bun.
• We might just be the stupidest, most self-defeating people the world has ever known, but we’re “progressives”, and this bubble will never burst. Vote liberal.
I think I got that right.
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