1. Canada’s liberal-left DEMAND an increase in astrophysical studies by government-reliant scientists based on this headline: “Study says universe could have 300 sextillion stars” (CTV.ca)
But no, liberals, don’t worry, you haven’t missed anything new on the orgasm front. “Sextillion” isn’t related to sex. And “sextillion stars” has nothing to do with scads (as in “cajillions”) of whores, porn actresses, or pole dancers available in the universe, if only we government-fund their capture and procure their immigration and “refugee” status. Sorry for your confusion.
Possibly related actual headline in the space and time era of Obama: “NASA announcement will ‘impact the search’ for life in outer space”.
By the way, the scientists, who know all about the “man-made global warming” (and Vitamin D!) here on Earth, used to think there were one-third the number of sexy stars. But there’s 300% more than they previously thought, they now figure. Oops! Perhaps they forgot to “settle the science” and “end the debate”, before.
2. I live in a weird space and time…
My computer has inexplicably gone back in time by exactly two hours. IMPOSSIBLE! My computer is set to adjust its time according to the Obama government’s time clock at NIST.gov!
It’s got to be one of the sextillion aliens.
Anyway, can I take two hours off now?
3. Definitely related to the sextillion stars, whores, porn actresses, and pole dancers: “Stimulus cash had little impact: Poll”. See the word “stimulus” and “poll” are even right there in the headline. Coinkidink! *cough*.
Survey says stimulus cash had little impact
By ALTHIA RAJ, Parliamentary BureauOTTAWA
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