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SNL actually takes swipe at The One in rare liberal media move

  Here’s a transcript of some of my favorite lines in the thing:

Pres. Hu Jintao:  How exactly is “extending health care coverage” going to “save you money”? 

Pres Obama:   I uh…. don’t know.

Pres. Hu Jintao:  And your “cash for clunkers” program:  I have read that you purchased many clunkers with our money! 

Pres Obama:   Yes we have. 

Pres. Hu Jintao:  And just so there is no misunderstanding, you are not allowed to pay us back in clunkers! 

Pres Obama:   Of course not.

Pres. Hu Jintao:  As I listen to you, I am noticing that each of your plans to “save” money involves spending even more money,  This does not inspire confidence!

Pres Obama:   I assure you, you are going to get your money.

Pres. Hu Jintao:  Will you kiss me?

Pres Obama:   Sorry?

Pres. Hu Jintao:  Will you kiss me?

Pres Obama:   I don’t understand.

Pres. Hu Jintao:  I like to be kissed when somebody is “doing sex” to me!

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