I’ve been calling him “The Great Obama”—but I was just kidding. Apparently the Obamatons take it all very seriously. (He didn’t change his middle name from Hussein to Alexander did he?)
From the political party that so fears what the Euroliberal French think about America and that it might look “arrogant” and “too flashy” to Europe, and which aims to make the French love America more by, well, being more French, The Great Obama will speak 
tomorrow in an outdoor stadium complete with a set being built by Hollywood liberal set builders to resemble a huge Greek temple, from whence the newest liberal pseudo-God will commence proceedings and issue forth all manner of pseudo-Godly if specious talking points to carry to the fellow citizens. Amidst rock and roll music by Bruce Springsteen and so on.
Fireworks surrounding the monolith will be fired at just the right moment, almost like the China Olympics redux.
Togas will be worn instead of the usual Che Guevara T-shirts. Or they’ll just show up buck naked and engage in gym activities. Hope they bring condoms.
Greek quotes we won’t likely hear from Obama The Great:
• “I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.”
—Plutarch
• “All is change; all yields its place and goes”
—Euripides
• “He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.”
Aesop
Helpful aid to liberals: I think this is how you write “Obama The Great”:
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