I’ve previously mentioned how Liberal Frenchman Stephane (the “Green Guru”) Dion is perpetually angry* in the House at each Question Period, to the point where I’m pretty sure he’s going to have an aneurysm right in the middle of one of his furious questions, which he poses on behalf of not me.
But the leader of the you’ve got to be kidding party, Jack (“ass”) Layton—well man oh man. There’s a whole lot of furious hand pumping and wild, angry, mad-as-Hell finger thrusting… at none other than our pussy-cat | luvin’ Prime Minister, accompanied by really big, wide-open mouth yelling, and your basic unhinged gaseous anger, blowing out of that shiny noggin.
For future reference, if you have kids, when Dion or Layton stand to ask questions, send them away, much as you do when the porn comes on your state-owned state-run CBC. It would be very difficult to explain to the young ‘uns the degree of unrestrained anger and fury and seething rage blowing out of those gasbags who otherwise seek to lead our land and be world leaders.
Which got me thinking: Layton is one of the gals who leads Canada’s liberal-left the tea and bun set, and who demands (with his forefinger thrusting wildly about) that we sit and have a nice friendly diplomatic “chat” with sundry savage Islamofascist terrorists and Iranian mullahs and nutbars (after we first surrender to them). Would Layton unleash any of that gaseous anger and mad finger-pointing at the kind and gentle (and misunderstood!) Osama bin Laden, or the dinner-jacketed Iranian Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or any other invitees to his li’l tea and bun committee luncheon?
I mean if he can’t control himself and behave nicely with our own civilized countrymen, how could he deal with fascist savages and terrorists whose henchmen have machine guns and rocket launchers pointed up his butt? Would he stand up and do anything like this, which was directed at our own country’s leader—as screen-captured from CTV’s coverage of Question Period today—to, say, Ayman Al-Zawahiri?:
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…Or does he just reserve all that drama for the TV cameras here at home?
Bet he does.
Which makes this all an act.
*Here are some recent related entries:
• Joel’s NewsQuips:Dion is angriest leader in memory; NDP beyond unhinged
• Joel’s NewsQuips: Dion is the angriest human on Earth.
• Joel’s NewsQuips: Dion the yellingest, angriest MP in memory; Media attacks Harper
• Angry, inconsolable Liberal Dion loses head in House today; sounds berserk
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