Here’s one that makes sense. Conservatives are racists. We all know that. They hate half their membership and half the country. Hate ‘em! They hate themselves, since half of them are of a distinct race. Hate themselves! Liberals love them though because Liberals are “compassionate”. And tolerant!
OTTAWA (CP) – The Conservatives want an apology from Immigration Minister Joe Volpe for comparing them to the Ku Klux Klan. The Opposition party is made up of racists, Volpe said Tuesday, calling members recognizable “notwithstanding that they don’t have their cowl and their cape.”
“The Klan looks like it’s still very much alive,” the minister added.
Volpe made the comments in response to a poster prank in which two Conservative MPs refer to the Liberals as the The Liberanos, a mocking reference to the television Mafia show The Supranos.
“I think these are a couple of fine, upstanding members of the new Conservative Klan,” Volpe said, referring to a picture of Tory MPs Lee Richardson and Werner Schmidt holding a copy of the poster.
Volpe owes his party, and all Canadians, an apology, Conservative MP Rahim Jaffer responded.
[He’s a racist too! Hates himself and his wife and mom and dad and their kids! Didja know that?]
“To hear a minister of the Crown make that kind of insinuation about anybody, whether they are his political opponents or not, is reprehensible,” Jaffer said in a written statement.
“Volpe is trivializing the hatred, violence, and murder practised by the Klan,” he added.
“He has sunk to a new low – one unbefitting a minister of the Crown, and unbefitting a parliamentarian.”
The poster portrays former prime minister Jean Chretien against a backdrop featuring likenesses of Prime Minister Paul Martin and Public Works Minister Scott Brison, as well as key players in the sponsorship scandal.
In bold red letters, it reads The Liberanos – Canadian Politics Redefined.
The Liberal hate-accuser who has all the credibility in the world then said:
The poster is one more example proving that the Conservatives don’t understand immigrants, and don’t understand “how Canada works,” said Volpe.
Ahh. Don’t understand how Canada works. I did not know that.
Yes. I’m just so sure the Conservatives are exactly like mass murderers who hate people of race (you know, like half their own ranks), and are a Party of people who like to kill black people by strapping them to crosses and burning them to death in ritualistic fashion. It’s exactly the same thing. And this is because a couple of them jokingly compared them to a TV show likely created by liberals and certainly in liberal Hollywood.
Yup. Makes sense to me.
Conservatives are killers, and racists. They hate people of race. And gay people. And they HATE the environment. Damn environment. And they love “big business” and “rich people”. And “invading countries” for the sole purpose of having wars! Love them wars! Oh and they hate the “working people”. AND they hate women more than anything. Stupid women. They should all be housewives! And be forced to have babies! They hate just about everything. Vote liberal.
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