Hooked on Ebonics

To Whom It May Concern (): I was searching for scholarships at USC and found the following information on a “Black Alumni Association/Ebonics Support GroupScholarship”...

Mike Adams spots a liberal—at a university!: “Jose, Can You See?”

UNC-Wilmington decided recently that the way to bolster its failing diversity program is to dump more money into it. Without any help from the...

Alexander the Mediocre

Recently, I gave a speech at Bucknell University, during which I urged responsible citizens to consider gun ownership – carefully explaining that certain people...

I don’t have enough faith to be an atheist

Jimmy Duke was my pitching coach in 1976, the year we won the little league championship. I first met him at Clear Lake Baptist...

Rate My Terrorist Professor Dot Com

Dear Provost Frank (): Over the course of the last several months, Kent State University has been trying to handle a firestorm of negative publicity...

Liberty and Tyranny

For the past few years, I’ve been arguing that those who like to be called “liberals” should instead be called statists. You know these...

Life and how to live it, Part III

Going to the mailbox to retrieve and examine an annual evaluation usually isn’t a big deal at my university. Over the last few years,...

Che! You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away

Dear UNC-Wilmington Board of Trustees: I am writing to ask a favor of the Board – one I hope it will take seriously in light...

My Hate Speech Conviction

Over the summer, I was convicted of anti-gay hate speech. The most incredible thing about it was that I never set foot in Canada....

The Mike Adams action figure

Warning: This is a Mike Adams column.  It may contain language that may be offensive to some readers. Last week, several leftists at the...

My Apology to Perez Hilton

Good afternoon, Perez. I’m sorry I haven’t yet taken the time to write you in response to your little flap with Miss California. I’ve...

SOC 357: The Sociology of Ballistic Idiocy

In the fall of 1997, I started collecting guns I really didn’t need to own. One Saturday in October of that year, I headed...

Fred Phelps Goes Down Under

Fred Phelps, the pastor and head lunatic of Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) of Topeka, Kansas (call 785-273-0325 or visit godhatesfags.com) has written an open...

Incest is Best When Kept in the Family

Lately, I’ve been going through a period of re-evaluation concerning some of my most deeply held beliefs. After years of teaching in the UNC...

John 14:6 For Dummies

I cannot imagine why someone would dedicate himself to a religion that provides just one of many equally valid paths to salvation. That’s why...