Kids Write Obama on Abortion; Obama Misplaces Them
I’m getting sick and tired of the Obama administration using children selectively in order to help the president advocate his public policy positions. As...
The Queer Muhammad: an experiment in tolerance
Dear (NEA Chairman) Dana Gioia:
I write to you today, not with a request, but with a demand. I’ve been sitting back patiently while...
The Smoking Gun at Georgia Tech
Over the past two weeks, the Georgia Tech propaganda machine, which is sometimes referred to as the “administration,” has been working diligently to rebut...
Kermit the Dog
For decades, liberals have been playing upon people’s emotions by exploiting human tragedy for political gain. In recent months, that tendency has become more...
Liberty and Tyranny II
As a child growing up in the 1970s, I was always taught that Franklin Roosevelt was a great president – largely because his New...
How to Offend Barbarians and Promote Diversity
Dear Revolution Muslim:
I am offended by your recent threats against the creators of South Park. I am offended specifically that the creators of South...
The Solution to Somali Piracy
The recent rise in Somali piracy confuses me. It confuses me because I cannot imagine entering waters near the coast of Africa without enough...
Why Bernard Goldberg is screwing up America
A review of 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America by Bernard Goldberg
Bernie Goldberg really isn’t screwing up America. I just thought that headline...
Liberty and Tyranny
For the past few years, I’ve been arguing that those who like to be called “liberals” should instead be called statists. You know these...
Mike Adams spots a liberal—at a university!: “Jose, Can You See?”
UNC-Wilmington decided recently that the way to bolster its failing diversity program is to dump more money into it. Without any help from the...
How to bomb a gay bath house
I’ve been thinking about Ann Coulter a lot lately – a real shocker, I know - and I think I’ve finally found a way...
Alexander the Mediocre
Recently, I gave a speech at Bucknell University, during which I urged responsible citizens to consider gun ownership – carefully explaining that certain people...
I don’t have enough faith to be an atheist
Jimmy Duke was my pitching coach in 1976, the year we won the little league championship. I first met him at Clear Lake Baptist...
My Apology to Perez Hilton
Good afternoon, Perez. I’m sorry I haven’t yet taken the time to write you in response to your little flap with Miss California. I’ve...
The Moral Minority
“Beware the people who moralize about great issues; moralizing is easier than facing hard facts.” - John Corry
There is a well-worn path by the...