Kids Write Obama on Abortion; Obama Misplaces Them
I’m getting sick and tired of the Obama administration using children selectively in order to help the president advocate his public policy positions. As...
The Queer Muhammad: an experiment in tolerance
Dear (NEA Chairman) Dana Gioia:
I write to you today, not with a request, but with a demand. I’ve been sitting back patiently while...
The Smoking Gun at Georgia Tech
Over the past two weeks, the Georgia Tech propaganda machine, which is sometimes referred to as the “administration,” has been working diligently to rebut...
Kermit the Dog
For decades, liberals have been playing upon people’s emotions by exploiting human tragedy for political gain. In recent months, that tendency has become more...
Stand For Life
A former student recently emailed that she was disappointed that I had gotten so heavily involved with the student pro-life movement in recent years....
The Moral Minority
“Beware the people who moralize about great issues; moralizing is easier than facing hard facts.” - John Corry
There is a well-worn path by the...
The Solution to Somali Piracy
The recent rise in Somali piracy confuses me. It confuses me because I cannot imagine entering waters near the coast of Africa without enough...
The Un-Aborted Obama
Hello Barry. I’ve decided to write you a few questions in response to the unsolicited emails I keep getting from BarackObama.com. Since most of...
Why Bernard Goldberg is screwing up America
A review of 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America by Bernard Goldberg
Bernie Goldberg really isn’t screwing up America. I just thought that headline...
Some profound questions during exam week
I love exam week. It’s the time of year when students start to either a) stress out uncontrollably, or b) pretend to stress...
Liberty and Tyranny II
As a child growing up in the 1970s, I was always taught that Franklin Roosevelt was a great president – largely because his New...
How to Offend Barbarians and Promote Diversity
Dear Revolution Muslim:
I am offended by your recent threats against the creators of South Park. I am offended specifically that the creators of South...
My sexual harassment complaint
Dear UNCW Human Resources Director:
After taking it easy on this beautiful Easter Sunday, I decided to check my university email account to...
How to bomb a gay bath house
I’ve been thinking about Ann Coulter a lot lately – a real shocker, I know - and I think I’ve finally found a way...
Perversity and diversity at my little university
Most people don’t know it, but there is a war currently being waged within the UNC system. The administrations of each of the sixteen...
