Kermit the Dog
For decades, liberals have been playing upon people’s emotions by exploiting human tragedy for political gain. In recent months, that tendency has become more...
Kids Write Obama on Abortion; Obama Misplaces Them
I’m getting sick and tired of the Obama administration using children selectively in order to help the president advocate his public policy positions. As...
Alexander the Mediocre
Recently, I gave a speech at Bucknell University, during which I urged responsible citizens to consider gun ownership – carefully explaining that certain people...
My Hate Speech Conviction
Over the summer, I was convicted of anti-gay hate speech. The most incredible thing about it was that I never set foot in Canada....
The Queer Muhammad: an experiment in tolerance
Dear (NEA Chairman) Dana Gioia:
I write to you today, not with a request, but with a demand. I’ve been sitting back patiently while...
The Mike Adams action figure
Warning: This is a Mike Adams column. It may contain language that may be offensive to some readers.
Last week, several leftists at the...
How to Offend Barbarians and Promote Diversity
Dear Revolution Muslim:
I am offended by your recent threats against the creators of South Park. I am offended specifically that the creators of South...
How to bomb a gay bath house
I’ve been thinking about Ann Coulter a lot lately – a real shocker, I know - and I think I’ve finally found a way...
Liberty and Tyranny II
As a child growing up in the 1970s, I was always taught that Franklin Roosevelt was a great president – largely because his New...
Che! You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away
Dear UNC-Wilmington Board of Trustees:
I am writing to ask a favor of the Board – one I hope it will take seriously in light...
Of Mice and Mormons, Part II
In the master’s program referred to in part one of this series, all students are required to take a class in “sex therapy.” A...
My Application for LGBTQQCC
Dear Oberlin College Division of Student Life and Services:
I recently read your advertisement seeking applications for the position of Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/ Transgender/Queer and Questioning Community...
Genocide Awareness Day
Author’s Note: Today’s column is a modified excerpt of a chapter in my book Feminists Say the Darndest Things, which was published in 2008.
Dear...
I don’t have enough faith to be an atheist
Jimmy Duke was my pitching coach in 1976, the year we won the little league championship. I first met him at Clear Lake Baptist...
The Solution to Somali Piracy
The recent rise in Somali piracy confuses me. It confuses me because I cannot imagine entering waters near the coast of Africa without enough...