Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Andrew Breitbart to NAACP’s Ben Jealous: ‘Go to Hell!’

For the NAACP to call the Tea Party a bunch of “racists” is like Rosie O’Donnell complaining that Chelsea Handler is a bit flabby...

What if Glenn Beck said, ‘I hate every last iota of a n——-! Kill...

What do you suppose would happen to Glenn Beck if he … 1. got Bo Derek cornrows 2. grew a scraggly Nubian Ibex-looking beard 3. borrowed Monica...

To Compromise, or to Clash: That is the Question

I was told as a young squab growing up in west Texas that life is about compromises—finding a happy medium between two parties in...

Obama Fires McChrystal - We Can Fire Obama

Unless you live on the oil-saturated bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, you’re probably well aware that our President, who happens to have skin...

How to Father Faithful and Fearsome Kids

I have two daughters. One irreparably crushed ACORN’s nuts (how ya’ doing, Bertha Lewis?), and the other, at the ripe old age of eighteen,...

Purple Hearts and Jersey Shore Tarts

The other night I accidentally stumbled onto the Jersey Shore “reality show.” If that mess reps “reality” for our young ‘uns then as a...

Mexico’s Calderón Condemns the Country that Keeps His Haggard Land Afloat

Y’know, there’s nothing like being chastised by the president of a parasitical border nation whose trespassing citizens are wreaking havoc on our soil. Mexico’s...

A New Song for Bruce Springsteen: Banned in the USA

This past week blood spurted from my eyes like a horny toad I caught back in the 7th grade. What caused the ominous stream...

The Progressives’ Favorite Pastime: Pin the Blame on the White Guy

The progressive America-haters were so let down this past week when authorities revealed that the bomber in the failed NYC bomb plot was yet...

Obama’s Boys Call in Riot Cops on Tea Party Protestors (Chavez Would Be Proud)

Somebody help me here. What kind of ominous situation requires local law enforcement to dispatch their Darth Vader look-alike SWAT units to keep the...

PC Alert: Rev. Franklin Graham Banned by the Pentagon for Telling the Truth About...

Franklin Graham, distinguished Christian minister and son of an American evangelical treasure (i.e. Billy Graham) was banned from praying at the Pentagon for their...

Tea Party Report: I Met a 15-Year-Old Christian Girl With More Nerve Than Most...

This past Thursday I was let out of my cage and allowed to emcee the Palm Beach Tea Party, and thankfully it went off...

What’s a Muslim Gotta Do to Go to Jail in Obamaland?

Let me see if I have this right: Muslims can confess to shooting a man they thought was gay in the face with a...

Obama Zombies: In Case of Emergency Break Open and Read

I love zombie flicks. What a joy it is to watch mindless pasty-skinned, raccoon-eyed freaks walking around with their drooling mouths half opened, wearing...

Palin Says “Reload” and the Liberals Have a Cow

For all the Ann Curry literalists out there, I do not “literally” mean that liberals had an actual cow after Palin told her conservative...