Wednesday, December 11, 2019

God Hates New Orleans and Biloxi?

Hey, lunatic-fringe-self-proclaimed-prophet-of-gloom—can you please stop with the “God struck down New Orleans because of Mardi Gras and Biloxi because of their gambling” blather?  With...

Hurricanes, Nukes and Our Nation’s Security

You know that after Osama and al-Zawahiri viewed the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina and the subsequent mayhem that ensued in New Orleans, they...

New Orleans Saints and Sphincters

The horrific devastation left in the wake of Hurricane Katrina has shown New Orleans’ true saints, and it has also revealed her veritable sphincter,...

Having a Pat Attack

Well, Pat Robertson gave every Christian hater a good reason to toss believers into the Christians-are-terrorists-too category.  Hey Pat, take a chill pill or...

School Daze

Ah yes, the good old school daze are back, and the students, teachers and parents are busy bees prepping for the year ahead.  The...

Habit Se7en: Be a self obsessed me-monkey

This is my seventh installment on how to significantly stall your life.  I’m talkin’ about bringing your thing to a grinding halt with rank...

A History Test

Pinocchio, JLo, Pamela Anderson and Alfred Hitchcock have a less obvious profile than the current death-dealing terrorist demographic.  We know exactly what gender and...

Habit Six: Hang Out with Morons

This is part six, of my 10 Habits of Decidedly Defective People series which has been specifically spun to help you, the wannabe waffler,...

Blair needs to channel Churchill

Evidently “moderate Muslims” in the UK didn’t read my column last week—either that or they really dropped the ball, as London has once again...

Dear Moderate Muslims

Dear Moderate Muslims, What’s up?  I see that you guys have been in the news a lot lately.  I thought I’d write you a letter...

Jihadists-R-Us

As eight of the most powerful world leaders were convening in Gleneagles, Scotland for the G8 Summit trying to figure out how to battle...

How to avoid being murdered by a Dutch hedonist

The Aruban incident ticks me off on three levels: 1. The total obfuscation coming from the pencil neck geek Aruban teens, from the Frankenstein-like...

Habit Five: Be a Wet Blanket

This is my fifth whack at trying to help all the whiners further hamstring any possibility they might have for success.  Part of...

Habit four: Follow others mindlessly

This is the fourth installment in my Developing The Disaster Master Mind ? series.  I’m praying that you are well on your way...

Pedophilia and the Priesthood: Weapons of Mass Destruction

As I discovered, the seminary, unfortunately,  was full of homosexuality of various sorts. . . .  I noticed to my discomfort that...