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Blame Sumpin’ Else Part Deux: Dion and the gals to get manly makeover right after ballet class

Stephane Dion:  Alpha Male. 

Oh my.  After Liberal “Leader” Dion played the victim card yesterday, blaming his life-long inability to speak English on a “medical condition”, please stop.  The belly she aches with all the funny. 

Now, the obedient liberals’ Globe and Mail division, liberalvision CTV’s “life partner” (or is it their sister?), is helping Liberal Frenchman Stephane Dion and the rest of the gals in the Liberal Party look more butch, in light of the fact that they are actually women in most every way.

But don’t worry, they blame the effeminate imagery not on Dion, but on Harper and the Conservatives.  Please remember:  Harper is a big fat meaniepants.  This blame game and victimhood is not unlike Dion blaming his inability to speak English on some funky “medical condition” that cannot be described or named or explained … or even remotely taken seriously by rational humans with brains. 

Liberals’ problems and their solutions are not unlike a 12-year-old whose “issues” can only be explained by shouting “You’re stupid!”, then shuffling off to play with her dolls again.  Yeah.  Real men, here.  Leadership in action.  Massive spine. 

Liberal Dion lookin' butch, baby… They have a whole article about all the manliness at both CTV.ca and the G&M divisions of the party today.  The G&M dutifully includes pictorial evidence of Dion lookin’ real butch—or so they think—with his rosy-red cheeks and wearing a pair of fluffy mittens and a sensible wool bonnet while ostensibly skiing—maybe in Dion’s country of citizenship:  France.  The G&M story—and I use the word “story” advisedly—tries to squarely blame Harper and the Conservatives for Dion’s girlishness:

The campaign site, called “This is Dion”, is designed to counter the Conservatives’ substantially successful efforts to date to characterize Mr.  Dion as the polar opposite of their leader, Stephen Harper – less manly, less decisive, more aloof and lacking the spine of leadership.

This is an abomination.  I blame Dion’s hearing. 

One suck-up sentence in the G&M article begins, “The site also shows a man of steel on issues…”.  Stephane Dion: “Issues” super hero in a leotard.

I went to the This is Dion web site and was confronted by a womanly Stephane Dion explaining in a video over plucky muzak, “I love the snow!  I love to go with my snowshoes and my dog, in the bush!”        Grrr! 

Meanwhile, the G&M’s sister (or is it “life partner”?), CTV.ca, “reports” on another angle of Conservative Party blame for the feminizing of Dion: 

“…  the Liberal campaign team launched a new website designed to help Canadians get better acquainted with an outdoorsy, athletic Stephane Dion they may not have seen before.

The website dubbed “This is Dion” features new images and videos of the Liberal leader and seems intended to combat the nerdy professor image the Conservatives have put forward

The Liberals and Dion are merely victims of Harper Conservative meaniepantism

Vote Liberal.  You go girls. 

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