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- Because I believe in the extent to which the Official Languages Act is carried
out and enforced; that every public servant even in the most remote part of
B.C. should be fluent in the French language, but that government business
in Quebec should be in unilingual French. - Because I believe that only lawyers from the province of Quebec are qualified
to be prime minister of Canada. - Because I believe that the federal government should be completely controlled
by the province of Quebec. - Because I believe that all criminals are just poor misunderstood victims
of society and can all be easily rehabilitated in a very short period of time;
and that only they have "rights"; not the victims of their crimes. - Because I believe that hardened criminals like Karla Homolka should be pampered
by living in a "cottage" with her own key and be allowed to have
pajama parties and go out on shopping trips; and that killers in prison "resorts"
on the Pacific coast should eat filet mignon, have barbecues, go whale watching
and have their own golf course, while our senior citizens have to eat left
over Kraft Dinner. - Because I believe that mass murderers under that age of 18 should be protected
by the Young Offenders Act and the rest of us law-abiding citizens do not
have the right to know who they are. - Because I believe in bringing hundreds of thousands of unskilled people
into Canada from third world countries every year so we can support them on
welfare and so that they will vote Liberal; and that this number should be
increased every year. - Because I believe that it is fair that the province of Quebec is the sole
province allowed to be in charge of its immigration policy; that they receive
5 times the amount of federal immigration money than does Ontario, even though
Ontario has to teach those people how to speak English whereas Quebec only
allows immigrants to enter who already know the French language. - Because I believe that we do not have a right to own land in Canada, as
it is under Liberal law. - Because I believe it is only fair that Liberals steal as much tax money
as they can from us; through every conceivable means from the HRDC boondoggle
to the 2 billion dollar gun registry that does not work. - Because I believe that if my family is the victim of a home invasion I should
not have the right to protect them in our own home. - Because I believe in huge government bureaucracy and extremely high taxes,
as I believe that the government knows how to spend my money better than I
do. - Because I believe in having essentially no military because everyone loves
us and we will never be called upon to protect our country. - Because Jack Layton is not a lawyer from Quebec so he is not qualified to
be prime minister; besides, he smiles too much. - Because Stephen Harper is not a lawyer from Quebec and he and the Conservative
Party of Canada have a hidden agenda and they are very scary people. - Because I believe that we should alienate our neighbours to the South because
all Americans are morons and know nothing about Canada; and that we should
continue to align ourselves more closely with our true friends, France, China
and Russia. - Because I believe everything that the Liberal controlled media tells me,
especially the CBC. - Because I believe that no one should ever be held responsible or accountable
for their own actions in today’s society. It is always someone else’s fault. - Because I believe that we should not expect newcomers to our country to
accept or adapt to our culture and traditions and customs; and that we should
not wish each other "Merry Christmas" in case it might be offensive
to some. - Because I have the IQ of a doorknob and am easily sucked in by Liberal scare
tactics and propaganda; and am easily bought off with my own tax money.
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