I was going to call this blog entry “How liberals REALLY think”, but then I remembered how the liberals’ Canadian lamestream media division has been apoplectic this week and writing up a fake “news” story drummed-up by liberals and further lefties, concerning the Conservative Party sending out junk mail and (the lefties and their media say) how the Conservatives insinuate in it that the Liberal Party is anti-Semitic. (Insert actual truth: “…Frank Dimant, CEO of B’nai Brith Canada, said he doesn’t interpret the pamphlets as accusing the Liberals of anti-Semitism. Rather, he said, they seem to accurately recount the fact that on several key issues, the Conservatives ‘were more in tune with the Jewish community’ than the Liberals. …” —CBC story). But then I remembered that the liberals’ lamestream media division is apoplectic on command, so unlike them, I went with a headline reflecting some actual, provable facts in front of me.
At left is a screen shot of an email sent to me showing how somebody registered me and my name (sort of!) and PTBC email address with the liberal Democrat and failed Democratic Party presidential candidate Jerry Kerry, at his activist website JerryKerry.com ([email protected]), so I’d receive his boring-as-ketchup newsletter. It’s from Kerry’s “TruthFightsBack.com” website where the motto is: “Restoring Truth To The Energy And Climate Change Debate”. Irony abounds.
I can’t say with that famous liberal-left/U.N.-quality “man-made global warming” “scientific proof” (wink!) that the politics of the person signing me up for the John Kerry newsletter is a “liberal”, but I can be sure he isn’t a conservative, since I clearly am a conservative and since the name lovingly given to me was obviously meant to be taken as despicably hateful and insulting to me and to all Jews. And since it’s about politics, and since the actual subscriber is a 
visitor to John Kerry’s web site and obviously admires John Kerry and his ever-so truthy wisdom, and he obviously wants me to receive liberal politician John Kerry’s email truthiness in the hope that I am somehow so intellectually taken by the power of it that I suddenly switch sides (to, apparently, the subscriber’s model of a Jew-hating liberal-left), then I think it’s a perfectly sound deduction that it was a Jew-hating liberal who signed me up.
In fact it’s a scientific fact, all must agree, and the debate is over. Clearly. And I didn’t think any other way before I thought that way.
You’d think that these self-described “tech savvy” liberals would at least employ the very most basic of all internet security measures, and at least maintain an opt-in email list, which even the most basic websites all do, since that basic technology would totally prevent this sort of liberal-left anti-Semitism from being revealed to the world. But of course it’s actually better that we know about it.
Plus there’s two “n”s in my name. It’s Joel Johannesen, so I should have been registered as “Joel JohannaJew”. But then most emails I get from liberals contain tons of spelling mistakes and typos —especially the hate speech ones. Other than that, if I weren’t a Christian, I’d be perfectly happy to be Jewish, since I love the Jews. Call me “Joel JohanaLiberal” or Joel JohanaProgressive” and you’d really be in my bad books.
PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000.
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