Good morning thy sons!
Manufactured any problems today so far? Me neither! Boo! How boring! What to do. Hmm. Maybe we should get one of the progressives or feminazis at the 
government to conjure one up! Hey someone get that Peter MacKay or that crack Conservative “strategist” Geoff Norquay on the horn! Maybe we could collectively cancel our Fox News Channel subscriptions again on their sage advice! That was a GREAT idea! You know, we could base it on our collective national feelings — especially the chicks! — being hurt by one of their staff! Yay! Let’s move!
PLAN B: Maybe John Baird’s available? He’s always good for a “man-made global warming” “emergency” moment!
Yes, here’s your latest update on the Conservatives’ ongoing effort to come up with that inspirational, aspirational, clear-thinking, solutions-driven, “bold colors” Ronald Reagan moment: that inspirational “idea” that all Canadians could latch onto, and drive our country forward on the right path to prosperity and security. Through fantastic “ideas”. Because it’s like I always say: “We conservatives could win if we just concentrate on expressing our sound and sensible ideas clearly and forthrightly, using the ‘bold colors’ Ronald Reagan spoke of…”, and “You can count on real conservatives to come up with solid ideas rather than stupid phony gimmicks and specious claptrap like liberals…”, and “If only we would focus on our ideas instead of the stupid trendy pop-socialist Zeitgeist of the day…”
You know, things like changing our national anthem because it so obviously wasn’t “inclusive” enough for the broads, who all this time have been ever so offended by the words of our anthem!
I couldn’t wait to see the first poll on the latest “idea” that the crack squad of progressives and feminazis in the Conservative government who decided that our national anthem needed to be trendified, liberal-style. So here it is:
A whopping FIVE PERCENT of the nation seem to give a flying crap, as documented at CNEWS.canoe.ca this morning.
That’s just awesome.
Way to capture that deep, national consciousness, Conservatives! Through rock-solid ideas! That’s some bold colors ya got going there!
I WANT NAMES.
I want to know exactly who in that government came up with that “idea”. I’m thinking it was one of those wily ones I’ve mentioned.
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