Hi Liberals! Hi MPs! Hi bureaucrats! Get back to work now! (Or stay and learn.)
I did this a month or two ago and do it every so often to show you what our government/politician are up to these days.
Among the hits to ProudToBeCanadian.ca as recorded in our server logs so far this month (I’ve X‘d-out actual identifying parts to protect innocent liberals who are simply trying to shed their abject liberal-leftism and read smart conservative thoughts while at work—since that’s the best use of taxpayer dollars I can think of and will serve our country well):
This Canadian government computer:
ecwin-XXX.mb.ec.gc.ca
…has read lots of stuff here – over 9 megabytes worth this month alone. It links back to Environment Canada’s “Green Lane” pages. Plausible explanation? Quite possibly going to start blaming “human-caused global warming” on ProudToBeCanadian.ca “and other right-wing causes” which are using too much greenhouse gas-emitting electricity. Course of action probably taken: Flying in a government jet to their state-run CBC division of the party’s Toronto HQ to email David Suzuki, who will fly to Ottawa from his home in Vancouver to check out our site on their computer. He may or may not bring his chauffeur.
This computer from “parl.gc.ca” (Parliament), and many more with similar addresses:
parl-XXX.parl.gc.ca
…has read over 79 pages here so far this month. If they read any of Doug Giles’ columns, would that be a violation of Canada’s constitutional “church and state” laws (which Canada doesn’t really have but liberals pretend we do because they’re confused with the U.S. constitution)?
And speaking of the “separation of church and state being a beautiful thing”, as the ungodly Minister of Foreign Affairs Pierre (“Gay Paris”) Pettigrew once infamously remarked….
This computer from the Department of Foreign Affairs (Pierre Pettigrew’s amazingly aptly-named ministry):
gate-XXX.dfait-maeci.gc.ca
…has produced over 400 hits to our site so far this month! Stop hitting on me you little devil!
This computer from the Government of British Columbia has checked us over very thoroughly:
vance-XXX.net.gov.bc.ca
Over 600 pages and 4,000 hits. I can almost hear the politicos or bureaucrats talking: “Hey Moonbeam and Equaliticia come here and read THIS! This ain’t liberal!” (Note to y’all: I did register with the government as required by you during the last provincial election in order to comply with your election gag rules—you can look it up—I’m the one who yelled a lot on the phone).
This one links back to the City of Sault Sainte Marie:
ip-XXX.cityssm.on.ca
I had a heck of a time figuring this one out. At first I swore it was a pro- “same sex marriage” site run by the government. .citySSM.on.ca. See? City-folk who are pro-same-sex-marriage in Ontario! That would fit!
This one is from the University of Ottawa:
host-XXX.nrt3.resonet.uottawa.ca
And my guess is that it’s a professor taking exception to my constant exposing of the fact that most university professors in Canada are very left-wing and even Marxists. I can just see the memos to his colleagues and union brothers and sisters: “Concervativ thots r leeking otu over at ProudToBeCanadian.ca and there excposing the trooth aboate us! We must learn our stoodents better about the coming socialist state!”
Someone helping me out took a look and reported
6% of your traffic comes from government domains!
Cool fact: 1% of your hits come from .mil (military) domains
…And there’s so much more fun in our server logs. Like the hits from the Canada Revenue Agency and so on. What’s that about? And should I in fact be calling my accountant? Shockingly few hits from the CBC. Perhaps they have a block on all conservative web sites which frees them up to spend more time at MoveOn.org and other left-wing propaganda sites. And an amazingly large number of hits from overseas.
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