Please people. Warning. I implore you. Do not stare directly at the orb. I know not its powers.
In all its Obama orb awesomeness it’s ubiquitous. No it’s OVERLY ubiquitous, if that makes grammatical sense. It’s now officially become downright FREAKY. What is this freakish and full-on creepy Obama orb that we see all over nearly every one of the almost daily emails I get from team Obama—yes still get ‘em—even after the election?
It’s everywhere. It’s even the dominant feature of his ever-so festive, um, “December 25th”-celebrating mug.
Please help me! What on Earth, or other planets even, is this freakish alien-like orb? Did it land here from The Planet Obamus? Are we supposed to rub it like Aladdin’s Lamp? And if we do will that little Obama fella pop right out of it and offer us a rub on his big “stimulus package”? If you stare at it long enough will we become even more mesmerized by The Messiah The Great Obama? ooooooooh!
Here’s a close encounter of it!
Savor the warm glow it casts amongst the little people!
Vote Obama! Oh it’s too late. Well genuflect then! He is The Great Obama! WE ALL LOVE THE GREAT OBAMA!
I feel…. compelled…. I must…. must…… award … The Great … Obama….
the PTBC Creepy Statement of the Week Award! Even though I awarded one just yesterday. Ha. Didn’t buy into it.
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P.S. — Note that I also managed to fend off the awesome powers of the CBC orb. You can too.
Vote liberal.
Oops did I say that?
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