Well here’s the election deal-breaker. The end-game. The big Kerry coup:
Both Cher and Rosie O’Donnell have come out for John Kerry.
Trouble is, only about 38 people turned up at Rosie’s big speech in Florida. And rather than a thousand at Cher’s, only a couple hundred curious onlookers.
“There were supposed to be thousands of people here tonight. I’m not sure why that didn’t happen, obviously the people putting on this thing were just not very good at it,” an embarrassed Cher explained to the crowd.
No doubt, Cher. And if only people knew that the political guru Cher was speaking, they’d be all over that event.
As for Rosie’s event, at which only about 38 showed-up to be awed by the genius Rosie, well she just seemed to go off the deep end. I mean even deeper than she’s already gone. Here’s part of what she reportedly said that night as part of her Vote For John Kerry lecture series:
“Star Jones is my body double. She’s getting smaller every day. I’m telling you ladies, it’s diet and exercise. [Rosie pauses giving disbelieving look, then makes popping noises as she motions around her body implying plastic surgery] No problem, [singing] ‘I believe in dissolution.’ Okay, that’s fine. She’s alright. She’s married to some guy, it’s fine. Ah huh. Yeah. The thing is—it’s fine, it’s alright, leave it. What do I care? I don’t even watch TV in the day… He is a cute boy. And I’m gonna leave it there because I see that camera rolling. And all the Kerry thing will go away and it’ll be ‘Rosie O’Donnell Attacks Star Jones!’ And in the Enquirer it’ll be ‘Crazy Lesbian Goes Insane At A Kerry Rally.’”
…proving once again that liberal really have the pulse of the nation…
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