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Terrorists will NOT be warned in advance. Stupid fascist gov’t!

TV commercial heard last night during The Office, causing uproarious laughter in my house: 

Global National news anchor Kevin Newman teases the audience with this sternly-worded, dire analysis of what he seems to hope we believe is another bit of neo-con civil rights abomination, regarding the government’s belated new anti-terrorist “no-fly list” starting in Canada next month:

”…and Canadians won’t know if they’re on the list…

until they check in!

Included footage of innocent passengers checking in at ticket airport counters. 

During the news broadcast itself, the reporter, Peter Harris, sounding all freaked-out and ultra pissed at this rude and inconsiderate intrusion into terrorists’ possible plans, advises us: 

“And the list is secret!  So

you won’t know you’re on it

, until you’re ready to check your bags!”

The bastards!

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