Nice pander.
Under the guise of a salute to Valentine’s Day (I’m guessing), the venerable National Post instead does a tribute to Cosmo magazine (with a dash of Sesame Street) and incorporates sex with the now presumably oh-so-boring Valentine’s love, for their now completely jaded readers.
In a few years, it will be “Oral Sex on the Bus is the New Kissing!”. Special guest columnist, their beloved ♥Bill Clinton♥.
Be sure to check out the big article on “swingers” clubs in Paris (didn’t notice any mention of the ones here that the liberals’ Supreme Court deemed a “Canadian value”). Choice tidbit from the article: “Adultery is to cheat,” he said firmly. “But here, there are no lies.”
Fabulous.
EXTRA:
This is a BLOG ENTRY WITH FEELY RIDGES and Dura-VagiLube!
Who could have imagined that the Nat Post’s big special feature would have attracted huge porno ads like the one on page A-20 (it’s in their “TORONTO” section; their “CANADA” Section is page A-18 to 19), which implores you to buy Valentine’s Day gifts like adult “novelties” and “exotic lingerie” complete with high heel shoes! (Oh yay—that’s so classy!); and “menswear costumes for EVERY OCCASION” (their emphasis); and lotions and massage oils and of course, “Peakaboo Poles now available”. Oh God I thought they were still on back order! Also available: “sexual enhancers”, “Bio Vigora pills”, “Durazest pills”, and “Erexium pills”. Be sure to buy some of their “XXX DVD’s from as low as $9.99”. They have four locations. Open Sunday.
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