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Our properly right-leaning statement to the world is now ready for your purchases.
The price is $10.
I’ll just repeat what I wrote in my initial tease for these on January 30:
The pins are die struck metal, painted in soft enamel, and have a butterfly clutch fastener at the rear (no liberals, calm down, that’s not some new sex move). They measure just 5/8” across and 1/2” top to bottom, so they’re quite tiny —just big enough to see but unobtrusive so it looks classy on a suit jacket or coat or hat (see pictures here). You liberals could probably install one on your eyebrow or lip piercing hole.
The PTBC ostensibly, and for now, stands for Proud To Be Canadian but could also mean Proud To Be conservative. Or People, Take Back Canada! Or whatever you want to make up. Like Pah! That Barack’s Chillin’!
With all the “stimulus budget” tax savings coming your way, spend your vast surplus cash on one of these puppies, and man, watch that economy grow, baby!
In fact not buying one and not wearing it would be very very bad and would particularly affect old ladies, the poor, children, “working families”, and the minorities, and could possibly be considered “homophobic”.
It would be a “Canadian Value” to buy and wear one. Obviously. The debate is over. Science settled. It’s a crisis.
Obama would wear one.
PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000.
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