…Now they’ve jumped the shark, though maybe they’d really like to jump your bones. Or failing that, some hooker’s bones. You know, whomever’s bones. Family doesn’t matter, orgasms matter. Well that and cash. And government. It’s a “Canadian value”, if I understand liberals and the far-left correctly.
This is another moment where we get to watch—even if we don’t want to—how the orgasm plays a strangely important and influential part of all liberal-left thinking.
After spending years availing themselves to liberals, purposely leaving the bedroom door open and causing us to unwittingly view them having sordid political adventures with Barack Obama (mostly he just had his way with them —it was really rather embarrassing for them, with an emphasis on the “ass”), they now sanction the avails of prostitution in Canada in their lead editorial (“Legalize the sex trade”). Maybe this nod to the moral decrepitude of the far-left will get ‘em some quick cash so they can feed their habit. Whatever gets you cash —am I right, National Post? Capitalism sucks! (And if you find the right “partner”, it ain’t too expensive either!)
They’re jumping into the filthy bed already crowded by liberals and far-leftists and the unprincipled, morality-challenged and if it feels good, do it set, as led by the likes of the moral compass of all-get-out, the socialist pot-smoking de-criminalizer and prostitution-enabler in chief, Libby Davies of the you’ve got to be kidding party. But as long as they’re for “diversity”! The NatHo oh gee golly sorry oops how about that I mean the NatPo is already familiar with her bed-mates which, owing to Davies’ compulsion for “inclusiveness”, include a wide variety of sexes (there’s more than just two, dontchaknow!) and (shall we say) “cultures”, including hookers, druggies, dropouts, losers, madames and pimps, the underworld and underclass generally, those whose family values are lower than a Norway rat’s ass, those who want yours to be as low or preferably even lower, and folks who know about and care about Canada about as much as your average far-left liberal shoulder-shrugger. And by God if there’s a Christian or a conservative under them sheets with ‘em, the wily NatPo will uncover them and expose their asses (and only theirs) to the world, that’s for sure. It’s the moral and principled thing to do.
Next year, the National Post, if it heads off (don’t worry liberals, “heads off” is not a trendy new sex move you didn’t know about, it means to prevent) the bankruptcy it’s currently in, may finally endorse public street sex, on the sound basis that, by gum, now, the folks are forced to hide in bedrooms to have the sex, and there’s so many homeless so they can’t really do it, and damn it so many are unmarried and it just ain’t cool to do it at home what with the kids from one of the previous marriages and all (at least not yet —still progress to be done here!), and hotels are expensive (plus they’re capitalist and there’s no “public option” for that, yet!), and so many more would do it if only it were legal and we could tax it, and so you might as well just legalize it (and tax it of course). They’re consenting adults, baby!
Just as long as you keep Christmas out of the classroom. Because now that’s some bad stuff you’ve got going on right there.
EXTRA SLUTTY:
It reminded me of a blog entry from last year, in which the National Post chose Valentine’s day as the day to promote open sex and hookups, and whatdoyaknow, they also attracted ads for porn shops and sex toys, which they proudly displayed on their ever so family-friendly pages, in their display of family-loving values. Here’s that blog entry:
Stroke that audience. Just stroke it.
Nice pander.
Under the guise of a salute to Valentine’s Day (I’m guessing), the venerable National Post instead does a tribute to Cosmo magazine (with a dash of Sesame Street) and incorporates sex with the now presumably oh-so-boring Valentine’s love, for their now completely jaded readers.
In a few years, it will be “Oral Sex on the Bus is the New Kissing!”. Special guest columnist, their beloved ♥Bill Clinton♥.
Be sure to check out the big article on “swingers” clubs in Paris (didn’t notice any mention of the ones here that the liberals’ Supreme Court deemed a “Canadian value”). Choice tidbit from the article: “Adultery is to cheat,” he said firmly. “But here, there are no lies.”
Fabulous.
EXTRA:
This is a BLOG ENTRY WITH FEELY RIDGES and Dura-VagiLube!
Who could have imagined that the Nat Post’s big special feature would have attracted huge porno ads like the one on page A-20 (it’s in their “TORONTO” section; their “CANADA” Section is page A-18 to 19), which implores you to buy Valentine’s Day gifts like adult “novelties” and “exotic lingerie” complete with high heel shoes! (Oh yay—that’s so classy!); and “menswear costumes for EVERY OCCASION” (their emphasis); and lotions and massage oils and of course, “Peakaboo Poles now available”. Oh God I thought they were still on back order! Also available: “sexual enhancers”, “Bio Vigora pills”, “Durazest pills”, and “Erexium pills”. Be sure to buy some of their “XXX DVD’s from as low as $9.99”. They have four locations. Open Sunday.
Just two days later, possibly still high on the cash they got from their last trick, they did another sex spread, and attracted the likes of this ad, which they displayed on family-friendly page A-9. I suggested that since this one features a graphic ad of a dildo with the caption “Experience vibrant sensations”, when your little girl asks you what that means, tell her to write a letter to the editor and ask the geniuses there.
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