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Let’s re-aim those weapons at them instead of us

They’re done aiming their guns at us.  Now let’s turn things around, metaphorically speaking.  Please note that I do not advocate shooting liberals, though I do reserve the right to shoot my mouth off about them.  Please do not get the idea, liberals, that you should start a mouth registry however.  Oh God.  I’m such an idiot.

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If I were a Conservative MP or Senator, or even someone who held sway with those folks, I would call for an RCMP investigation and a new Auditor-General investigation into the Liberals’ ridiculous long-gun registry. 

Actual Liberal Party ad, 2004It cost upwards of $2 BILLION, when it was supposed to have cost a few million, as we know.  That would pay for two full years of state-run media, allowing the CBC to produce the sequel to “Ball Waxing” (possible names for the sequel:  “Ball Waxing II—Clean-shaven teen scrotums for early sexual fun!)  and tons more such teen-oriented liberal-left normalization projects that they’ve presented for our kids.  (By the way, is the CBC registered as a weapon of mass destruction?  Just a question.)

As some of us know, we’ve already had a handgun registry in this country for decades—since the 1930s—which the Conservatives are just fine with, and which cost very little to establish since it manifestly involved creating a form, and buying a filing cabinet. Today with the Dell compumagator machine thingamajiggies, they wouldn’t even need a filing cabinet.

  • Why couldn’t the long-gun registry that the Liberals implemented have been tied-in with that, since we already had a gun registry set up?  (Not that I would have approved of it anyway—it just makes administrative and judicious use of taxpayer dollars sense to do it that way). 

  • Where on earth did $2 BILLION go?  Can we not simply see a line-by line list of exactly how that money was spent?  I do realize that at $2 BILLION, the list would span several hundreds of pages —I mean if the cash weren’t actually all directed to, say, a political party or payoffs to a few folks in brown paper bags like during the Liberal Party’s adscam/sponsorship corruption ordeal. I suggest just posting the list on the internet and letting people print it if they want to.  I know, I’m wacky!  It’s cheap to do things that way and requires fewer than 8,600 unionized state-employees! I must be drunk.

    The numbers of taxpayer dollars involved here make the whole Liberal Party adscam/sponsorship corruption ordeal pale by comparison, if you can believe that.

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