Passing the time as I watch the Liberal Party crime drama unfold in front of my very eyes on the news…..
Word on the street is that when the Conservatives win the election, the CBC will be forced to finally, for the first time in their history, do something useful and create the mother of all “Canadian Content” shows: the story of Liberal Party corruption and scandal and theft of taxpayer dollars and the almost hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic
increase
in the possibility of Quebec separation. It will be an 18-year-long series. Nobody will watch it, being on the CBC, but at least it will cost 26 bazillion dollars.
I’m thinking of names for it already, just to avoid the CBC requesting a “Royal Commission To Figure Out Names for Our New Show” at a cost to taxpayers of $60 million.
The Martin/Chretien Hour, That, Um, Lasted 12 Years
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin
(Reality show) The Game’s Fixed!
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin
Without a Trace
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin with appearances by Liberal Party bagmen (faces obscured)
CSI:Ottawa
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin with guest appearance by Judge Gomery
Permanent Canadian Idol – The Sheila Fraser Hour
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin with special appearance by Prime Minister Sheila Fraser
Who’s the Moron Now?
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin with special appearance by Carolyn Parrish
Welcome Back Cotler
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin with special appearance by former Liberal Minister of Gay Marriage Irwin Cotler
Svend Robinson Was a Paltry Hack!
Starring Jean Chretien and Paul Martin with special appearance by former MP Svend Robinson
Desperate Housewives of Liberals
Starring male/female/mixed “special friend” “partner” of Liberal Party crime bosses who want their male/female/mixed “special friend” “partner” back.
Fear Factor
Starring the people who own the Liberal-friendly ad firms that created the TV election ads for the Liberal Party of Canada allegedly with your tax dollars to defeat the other parties.
The Amazing Race
Starring the liberal who thought-up the now ironic “Conservatives have a Hidden Agenda” bunk
Survivor: Ottawa
Starring all the same politicians we have now, since nobody gets voted off the island in Canada.
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