I want to take this opportunity to remind readers that I have a near-perfect record of picking the American and Canadian Idol winner right from the beginning of the annual series—months in advance. I picked this year’s winner back on July 8 and here’s proof. Sure I’m awesome but as always, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. I just happen to have impeccable taste and a flare for knowing everything.
Strangely, CTV has released the votes already —even thought the show isn’t on until Sunday. Apparently the winner, which of course they won’t reveal (but as I said I already know), won by a scant 131,000 votes out of nearly four million votes cast. The west apparently decided the vote as the rest of the country was virtually tied. The CTV story made no mention of my awesomeness.
Eva Avila
Please note that when I originally posted who the winner was going to be, using amazing gumption and bravery in so doing, I invited others to join me in predicting the winner, and most readers were exactly jam tarts and did not.
For his part, in pure jam-tartness fashion, the chickenhead Mister Kim asked in his smart-ass comment:
Are you sure Eva’s really a woman ?
After all, this is the day n’age when anything goes and there are just too many freakazoids walking and talking the part.
I think she’s really Scotty-Boy Brison in drag.
See above photo, Mister K. Also note that she’s admitted to be dating another contestant, Chad Ducette. A man. OK that proves nothing but I’m pretty sure she’s all woman.
Anyway, nobody here was actually man enough to venture a prediction. Nah.
Watch the final show: Sunday, Sept. 17 at 7 p.m. ET on CTV
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