Developing….
UPDATE 9:15 AM PDT: Apparently the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is tracking an unidentified plane. This has happened before, but it’s always serious. Liberals in Ottawa are more concerned that their Parliamentary freezer is nearly out of Hot Pockets.
UPDATE 9:16 AM PDT: Apparently people are being allowed back in now—it was a small Cessna aircraft whose pilot wasn’t following the rules—perhaps a liberal pilot. Liberals in Ottawa are still concerned about the Hot Pocket thing. They have dispatched a civil servant to a free enterprise supermarket who’s packing a capitalist VISA credit card, to alleviate the Hot Pocket crisis. Word on street is that Fox News Channel is being displayed on the lounge TVs in Parliament building. Canada’s defences are on full alert. Nobody noticed any difference however.
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