New ideas from the progressives! It’s only a matter of time before Ignatieff’s Liberals, Layton’s you’ve got to be kidding party, and the other socialist parties in Canada cotton onto this gem. If only prorogation would end!
Now the Government wants competence tests before you can be a dog owner
Every dog owner will have to take a costly ‘competence test’ to prove they can handle their pets, under new Government proposals designed to curb dangerous dogs.
Owners of all breeds would also have to buy third-party insurance in case their pet attacked someone, and pay for the insertion of a microchip in their animal recording their name and address.
The proposals are among a range of measures to overhaul dog laws in England and Wales being considered by senior Ministers, who are expected to announce a public consultation within weeks. …
Soon the liberal-left progressive pack will force you to register yourselves and your toilet to protect you and all of us against you and your excessive odors, possibly also embarrassing noises, and of course the excessive CO2 emissions resulting from eating incorrect — possibly inorganic — “corporate-made” foods, which as you know cause all the “man-made global warming”. Perhaps large families (nahhh… probably Christians!) or at least those immigrant households with large extended families living in huge houses can get some sort of fleet insurance! Offered by the government! Through some sort of a “public option”! Oh it’s getting exciting! Someone get that Nancy Pelosi on the horn!
Because the government must control our every behavior. The government will save us from ourselves, dammit, to make us a better animal, equal to, say, the precious hoary marmot. Praise the government. And for goodness sake end prorogation!
Hey how about a competency test to determine the sanity of control-obsessed, idiotic progressives? And a national registry of the results to refer to when you vote? Here’s a simple plan: just don’t vote for progressives and other left-wing government-control loons.
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