I’ve received a quote from a Canadian company for a stockpile of what liberals might call WMD: lapel pins with our very cool, very stylin’, and most importantly, very decidedly RIGHT-LEANING CANADIAN FLAG logo (as seen in our site banner).
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It should obviously be mandatory that all Canadians wear one. It’s patriotic! Even in New Brunswick! And what with all that “stimulus budget” tax savings coming your way, spend your vast surplus cash on one of these puppies, and man, watch that economy grow, baby! In fact not buying one and not wearing it would be very very bad and would particularly affect old ladies, the poor, children, “working families”, and the minorities. It would be a “Canadian Value” to buy and wear one. Obviously. The debate is over. Science settled. Obama would wear one.
The pins would be die struck metal, painted in soft enamel, and would have a butterfly clutch fastener at the rear (no liberals, calm down, that’s not some new sex move). They would measure just ¾” across, so quite tiny —just big enough to see but unobtrusive so it looks classy on a suit jacket or coat or hat. You liberals could probably install one on your eyebrow or lip piercing hole.
The PTBC ostensibly, and for now, stands for Proud To Be Canadian but could also mean Proud To Be conservative. Or People, Take Back Canada! Or whatever you want to make up. Like Pah! That Barack’s Chillin’!
I would sell them for under $10.
Please let me know. Do it now.
UPDATE March 1: Now available — Here’s a button to buy the pins:
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