Team Liberals’ (former?) genius(!) policy adviser, Scott (they’ll just spend their money on beer and popcorn if we don’t tax it away from them!) Reid is reportedly back at bat for Team Liberal, the Canadian Press reports through CTV as if Canadians care as much as they do that Liberals are elected and how.
I mused just yesterday that Scott Reid must be the one behind Liberal Frenchman Stephane Dion instructing Dion to try as best he can to hammer the Harper Conservatives on the budget and economy —precisely four minutes before new figures were known to be released indicating that the federal budget is in a bigger surplus than anyone expected, and the economy is growing at a faster pace than anyone imagined.
Therefore, in preparation for the debates…
Scott Reid, Martin’s former communications director, has been helping draft Dion’s opening statement for the debates—wasted effort since the networks decided late Tuesday to eliminate opening and closing statements.
Awesome strategery. Please lead us as a nation, Team Liberal. There’s nobody like yas. (Burp).
But surely this is preposterous on more than just that level, even to the media. Stephane Dion can’t write his own words? He has to “plagiarize” the words as drafted by Scott (“beer and popcorn”) Reid instead of telling Canadians what he personally thinks? That’s the message from team Dion Liberal? Only Dion the Green Guru can use the words of others as he attempts to convince Canadians to allow him to lead the nation?
That’s vree funny.
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EXTRA:
In honor of the fact that Scott Reid is drafting Stephane Dion’s words for him tonight and tomorrow, please assume the typical dumb-ass Canadian position as seen by the elite Liberals (as best we can without the esteemed leadership of the benevolent government of Liberals): Let your kids run wild as usual, force them to learn some of the crap values you teach them including possibly even (ugh!) Judeo-Christian values and not fornicating like wild monkeys before age 14 and personal responsibility (über ugh!) rather than reliance on state for their “early learning” (—wink!); and of course drink the beer and eat the popcorn you bought with your after-tax family cash.
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