A liberal media in awe of all the greatness: The liberal media, stunned by the sideshow, nearly misses entire story! This usually happens on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday—not Wednesday!
Here’s the actual picture carried in the Province newspaper for this story, and the actual caption under it:
“David Suzuki, right, and ethno-botanist Wade Davis start searching for other transportation yesterday after their rental car was hit by an emergency team rushing to the Vancouver Trade and Convention Centre, where the environmentalists had been meeting with Premier Gordon Campbell. The duo took a cab to the airport.
Photograph by : Jason Payne, the Province”
A white powdery substance was opened in the mail of a government office in Vancouver’s huge Trade and Convention Centre complex, which shares with it the “World Trade Centre” offices and hotels and countless tourists and cruise ships, etc.
Powder falls out, tingling in hands, etc. Blah blah. She’s was just a secretary. Whateva. Tourists, Buildings emptied. Offices, hotels, yackity yack.
Anyway the important part is apparently that a fire truck hit David Suzuki’s rental car on the way to the potential crisis. And he was with another environmentalist! Yes! ”…[S]tranding the high-powered duo of conservationist Wade Davis and environmentalist David Suzuki.” Oh dear God! Stranding them you say! Not those “high-powered” superheroes! How can this happen? In Canada!
Don’t worry citizens—the dynamic duo dumped their rental car and they took a cab. To the airport for their vital plane trip. Lots of cabs in Vancouver are hybrid Toyota Priuses so maybe they should have done that in the first place, if they really couldn’t ride their bikes. But whatever. But the plane? Not a hybrid. Yikes. But necessary! To spread the Gospel! So whatever.
Oh yeah and they were meeting with non-super-high-powered hero Premier Gordon Campbell but whatever.
(Hat tip to Maureen for this super-hero story.)
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