Here’s a transcript of some of my favorite lines in the thing:
Pres. Hu Jintao: How exactly is “extending health care coverage” going to “save you money”?
Pres Obama: I uh…. don’t know.
Pres. Hu Jintao: And your “cash for clunkers” program: I have read that you purchased many clunkers with our money!
Pres Obama: Yes we have.
Pres. Hu Jintao: And just so there is no misunderstanding, you are not allowed to pay us back in clunkers!
Pres Obama: Of course not.
Pres. Hu Jintao: As I listen to you, I am noticing that each of your plans to “save” money involves spending even more money, This does not inspire confidence!
Pres Obama: I assure you, you are going to get your money.
Pres. Hu Jintao: Will you kiss me?
Pres Obama: Sorry?
Pres. Hu Jintao: Will you kiss me?
Pres Obama: I don’t understand.
Pres. Hu Jintao: I like to be kissed when somebody is “doing sex” to me!
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