**UPDATED**
I loves that Mr. Martian and Mr. Good Ale. When I gets my $200 tax break back over the next 5 years I’s gonna join me up with the Liberals, the best party in the world. I say let’s all drink a toast of clean water to Martian and his amazing team for running our country so well. And once he’s back in and I get the gas rebate our family is promised I’m going to gets me a proper licence for my handgun just in case I axidentally shoots someone waiting in line for my hip replacement.
—“Hedplug”
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**UPDATE:
Joel:
In keeping with the “let’s screw those taxpayer hicks out of their money one more time” them, here’s a little composite I put together when I thought of the Martian prosperity election platform speech. Martian reminds me of the character Bert Drysdale from the Beverley Hillbillies – the corrupt banker trying to screw the hillbilly bumpkins out of their money. Except Raymond Bailey (who played Drysdale) was a better actor.
Hedplug
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