Since it is officially Happy Global SMILE Day (or something) as proclaimed and directed by the (Democrat) mayor of Durham, North Carolina, and as suitably written-up in my slightly lighthearted NewsQuips today (item #1 —phew). We will begin our fun at this time.
Please start smile….. NOW. Retain it upon your face for possible government inspection.
We will create a game today.
Liberals are all about the symbolism. Liberals enact legislation and create official state policy based on symbols. Barack Obama’s speeches are replete with specious symbolism. (The aforementioned was written while I danced gayly about the room).
So… Let’s Count The Symbols!
[cue cheesy game show music]
[Say Out Loud: “It Is Fun!” Do it NOW.]
I counted 13. (Ooh! “Unlucky” symbol! It’s Karma! FIST BUMP!)
Click the thumbnail to see the symbols, circled, in a pop-up window
[cut cheesy game show music]
[cue CBC News clip of the you’ve got to be kidding party’s Jack Layton opining on “human rights”, “social justice”, “working families”, “environmental justice”, “climate change”, “universal health care”, “child day care …‘and early learning’” (—wink!), and “TV-watchin’ justice”. (It’s happy-talk!)]
[cue ad for the “Topsy Turvy”]
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