…and might possibly need to spend some time in Afghanistan.
From: warren
Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:19 PM
To: proudtobecanadian.ca
Subject: YouTube – EarthFirst Mourning Loss of a Tree – Crying & Screaminghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4
Now this is environmentalism gone to far.
Hi Warren,
Thanks for that. I can actually relate because we have a boulder in our back yard that nearly died last year of a broken heart, but after Obama was elected, why it perked up and is still with us today.
I might spend some time screaming later today (if it’s not raining. And after Glenn Beck).
Yours in nature,
Joel
-FOLLOWUP READER EMAILS-From: Dean
Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:57 AM
To: ProudToBeCanadian.ca
Subject: Tree screamsJoel,
Yikes! Some of these people look too young to have belonged to communes in the 60’s. Could glue sniffing have something to do with this?
Dean
Hi Dean,
No I don’t think this really reeks of glue sniffing. I think it’s more likely the excessive sniffing of David Suzuki. Again that’s David Suzuki —and his gaseous exhortations. Also, the deep inhalation of the state-owned CBC, as well as olfactory impregnation of the “man-made global warming” Kool-Aid. I think the situation is aggravated because so many of this tribe have those cute nasal piercings which allow brain poo to ooze out of their cranial cavities.
Sincerely,
Joel
From: “Heather”
Sent: Friday, July 24, 2009 8:07 AM
To: proudtobecanadian.ca
Subject: Too funny!Hey Joel, I was watching that video you posted of the crying people over the trees and my husband says, “what should happen next is a big black bear should come out of the bush behind her and grab her.” The thought of that with their yelling had me in stitches. Thanks for my morning laugh.
That was hilarious!
Heather
Hi Heather,
Hey he’s right. I’ve never wanted a black bear to eat anyone more than I do now.
Thanks!
Joel
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