New October Surprise: Time Goes Backwards!
Just when you thought it was safe to wake up in the morning, the democrats have sprung a nearly universal time-machine wazzu at us and caused, through the shear power of their constant blathering about “bringing America back to sanity”, time to go backward by up to one hour—all on its own—without a new government program in place—and this is before even being elected.
Many report time going back EXACTLY one hour.
Unable to detect any change in sanity levels, Cronkite says the Democrats are expected to try to make time go back to the weekend of the Democratic National Convention, because they now believe it might have been better if they’d elected Dick Gephardt instead of John (“Oh Happy Day”) Kerry. Cronkite then said something about “bosoms” then went back to sleep.
Asked about the “time backward thing” at about 7:30 AM, John Kerry mournfully scowled that it was “about time”, before flip-flopping and saying it was actually 6:30, but that that was before it was 7:30, at which point he asked Teresa to put his jammies back on.
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